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So after making this track, I thought it would only be fitting if I made one for Sam. I collected his best grunts, groans, and breaths and the result is definitely worthy of some ‘NSFW’ and ‘wear headphones’ warnings. Enjoy! And since it’s Sam… try not to die. Oh come on, I had to.
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Song: Save Your Life (Instrumental) by Les Friction
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adults: record numbers of teens are depressed, we must find out why
teens: school is more stressful than ever, our parents screwed over the economy, the earth is on a path to total environmental destruction, and now we have to deal with actual fuckin nazis
adults: it's the iphones isn't it
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Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.
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Sing me the song of your people SOUP! meow! Sing me the song of your friends SOUP! meow! Sing me a song for the good times SOUP! meow! Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP! meeeeoooow!
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i don't even know which way the quiznos is
*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation (volume warning!)
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What happened in 4 hours is sped to 1 minute. #SuperBlueBloodMoon
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Best footage of a wild fox 🦊
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pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause
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Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy.
Source: apartmenttherapy.com
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