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I find the most bizarre things looking up Bug Facts. Please appreciate BEETLE POWER.

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big fan of the word tangentially

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Come Catastrophes or Wakes of Vultures

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"you really should pay attention to female characters! and not just male characters you hc as trans girls"

listen. you don't need to add that last part. the overlap between "people who categorically don't care about women" and "people who are comfortable reading a fictional character as a trans girl" is like MAYBE two people.

you are perhaps misunderstanding the modern nonblack fandom use of the word "babygirl". this is not transfem headcanoning, this is people using feminity as shorthand for submissiveness and infantalization.

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Come Catastrophes or Wake of Vultures // Alienation's For The Rich - They Might Be Giants

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My friend sent me this tweet with a single request - I obliged

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it runs in the family

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Apparently in China peach wood (Along with the rest of the plant) is believed to have properties that repel evil spirits, a little similar to silver in European legends or iron for both European fae and West Asian/Middle eastern Jinn. Taoists sometimes keep swords made of peach wood because of this. This made me realize something. If you took a peach wood stick, and attached studs to it of both silver and iron you'd end up with a club or staff (or mace, flail etc.) that would have the weaknesses of many kinds of supernatural creatures while still retaining effectiveness as a normal weapon (peach is a hardwood and silver's poor edge retention doesn't matter for studs). You could even keep adding new stud materials to get something ridiculous that affects over 120 catalogued folkloric monsters. Since you just need a few little studs you could even get some really expensive materials like meteoric iron (a thumb tip sized meteorite can still cost like 10-20 bucks I think). I could somewhat feasibly make a weapon that affects every monster ever thought to walk the earth, from vampires and werewolves to jinn and jiangshi and even mankind.

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texusiai tail brushing is an intimate activity for them. :)

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I love Kazemaru, man, you got this gamut of characters, a real archetype of characters spanning all sorts of media and genres, that can be classified as "character who has finally escape being a living weapon and can finally start being a person :)" and then there's Kazemaru who HATED stopping being a weapon, she was made to stop being a weapon against her will and she hated every second of it.

Water cooler talk, excel spread sheets, clean over the table work, she hated it, she hated it so much it made her want to die so she begged, please, PLEASE let me be a weapon again, I NEED to do cool ninja shit again or I will literally die, I cannot take a single second more of water cooler talk and desk work, so her late owner's son turned current owner said, well, ok, I was not expecting this, you really hate this, huh, and Kazemaru was like YES, I COULD NOT POSSIBLY EXPRESS TO YOU IN WORDS HOW MUCH I HATE EVERYTHING I AM RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I AM DOING DESK WORK AND NOT COOL NINJA SHIT, and he was like ok uhhh I know a pharmaceutics company and she's like WHAT DOES THAT SOLVE and he's like they actually are more like a PMC and she's like oh sounds fun do they need cool ninja shit? and he's like does the pope shit in the woods?

And then Kazemaru became a weapon once more and she's the happiest she's ever been again because that's all she wanted! She just wants to be a weapon that does cool ninja shit because ninja shit is cool! Even her whole Cool Older Sister Popular With Kids Persona is not the real Kazemaru, the real Kazemaru is a weapon that does cool ninja shit, the nice and peppy persona she adopts at Rhodes Island just makes it easier for her to interact with everyone so she can be a weapon uninterrupted! And she doesn't hate it either because it's whatever, they like her origami Arts and she can do a few of them, makes the social aspect smooth, but her Files say Make No Mistake, This Is A Weapon First And A Person A Distant Second, And She Does Cool Ninja Shit.

^Happy because she just volunteered on a mission with a 0.1% survival rate and she's got so much cool ninja shit to do.

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And if you aren't using the collaborative stuff there's also local options like libreoffice and ghostwriter.

Hey horny writer lil heads up for you guys, the “ai” google is forcing into docs to “scan for grammar errors” has been proved to also be scanning for spicy content and multiple ppl have already got notifs saying like “we’re sorry, there was a system error and some of your work was lost” and it was only the horny stuff so uh

Pleeeeease back up your files !!!! Don’t lose your horny to a robot, that’s Doc’s job, not Docs’…

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Destiny 🦝 (1/2)

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they're trying to make you hate sex and porn and hate being fat again therefore it is imperative that all fatties fuck nasty in the streets 2day

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the opposite of that "ogre can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

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horse attorney

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My Boss the Demiurge 8