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We have had enough "three heads of the dragon". What about the traditional "three unsatisfied love interests of the Baratheons"?
Robert had Lyanna, Cersei and Ned
Stannis had Selyse, Melisandre and Davos
Renly had Margaery, Brienne and Loras
And not one of them ended up satisfied with their Baratheon arrangement đ
#asoiaf#robert baratheon#stannis baratheon#renly baratheon#shireen still has a spot available for her third. must be a girl tho#steffon's were cassana aerys and tywin#argella and aegon were part of orys' trio
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honestly i never thought the phrase âi want that twink obliteratedâ was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine âa meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in questionâ type situation
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dont see any issue continuity-wise with any parts in the first doctor era where he describes himself as human. clearly he's attempting to adhere to the time lord non-interference policy via just straight up lying.
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Duncan the Tall, 2 seconds before burning to death at Summerhall: Oh, Daemon was FLIRTING with me
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the reason i say bloodraven would absolutely demolish during the dance of the dragons just absolutely eat everyone involved for lunch is because while they are all from feudalism times, Brynden Rivers is the only character in the series who inexplicably has the personality of someone who has definitely seen the cold war. Like this man knows about and subscribes to Realism because he was at the Stepstones Missile Crisis and the Bay of Crabs Invasion and chaired the Un-Valyrian Activities Committee during the Blackfyre Scare. Assassinated JFKaelor. No dragon so he invented the 20th century surveillance state. Itâs inspired
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rewatching the under the red hood movie and i gotta say as much as i love jasonâs speech to bruce about how mad he is that the jokerâs still alive, i still maintain that a severely underrated speech in this movie is from raâs when heâs talking to bruce and in essence says âyeah so i hired the joker to distract you which was my bad because he totally went overboard and killed your son :/ and i felt so guilty i decided not to try and fight you anymore and then i stole your sonâs corpse and tried to revive him via lazarus pit so i could like. make amends. except that was also my bad because we fucked that one up real good and when he came back out BOY was he weird in the head. killed my guys and then fucking jumped out a window and we lost him. my bad. and i thought heâd died again but apparently heâs in gotham and is like. totally destroying your whole lives which again, my bad. shouldnât have tried to help. sorry about that. iâll just stay out of your business from now on.â which is actually the funniest characterisation of raâs iâve ever seen
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I think Gladstone and Fethry would make interesting comedic foils for José and Panchito! While Gladstone and José are very similar to each other, they might avoid being in the same room as each. Same goes for Fethry and Panchito!
Oh my god now THAT'S some interactions!
My take is that I do see Donald in the room being stressed about all of them being too much on each other. They do have distinct personalities and all! Love to see their comics interactions from time to time
Donald is just conflicted and trying to keep things in order, it's an odd encounter
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I drew a comic about Iris's time living as Dahlia at Ivy U for @aawomenzine! The zine is now open for leftover sales, so definitely check it out if you're interested in some #girls. Some extra thoughts below the cut.
This is probably the single most difficult time I've had working on a zine piece, which is really something. I put dozens of hours of work into this, probably around 60, definitely at least 50. I thought I would be saving myself some time by doing a lineart style of comic instead of flat limited palette like I normally do; more work on the front end that serves to simplify the finishing significantly by making it easier to color. This was completely wrong and I ended up really floundering. Well, that's drawing for you. Sometimes you spend what amounts to a week and a half of full time work on something and it looks worse than things you've drawn with a tenth of the effort. That said I had fun playing around with all of my little paper scrap and ribbon photo pngs, and it was great to get to draw a headcanon I've had for a really long time but haven't had the chance to do anything with up until this point.
There was a bunch of additional stuff I wanted to add but couldn't figure out how to cram in here because I have a lot of thoughts on this period of the canon. The snippets interspersed throughout the last couple of pages are bits of senryu poetry, which dahlia was studying while at ivy, but my headcanon is that dahlia was some kind of undeclared humanities major just kind of coasting through general credits, and specializing in senryu is something iris has a real passion for and decided to pusure while she was impersonating dahlia. I think dahlia stuck with it mostly for the sake of not rocking the boat too much and because studying poetry is something she felt she could coast with. i don't see her as caring all that much about her academics, certainly.
i think that dahlia spent this time living it up on a beach in mexico somewhere living off the money she got from fencing the diamond she stole as part of the earlier kidnapping scheme, and once it ran out she crossed back over the border to go see where things stood for 'dahlia hawthorne' legally. i think she was 100% expecting the cops to come for her and send iris to prison in her stead, and was pretty surprised to find her just sort of chumming around with her college friends when she got back. shes gotta do EVERYTHING around here jeez!!!
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Screw the zodiac signs what kind of puzzles would you give if you were a Professor Layton NPC
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an au has been rattling around in my head in which phoenix can see mia as a ghost when he puts on her magatama (but she can't be heard nor touch anything). here's one slice from such a life
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New Who Companions: Sarah Stone, Lily Brown, Brian Wang, Helen Walker, Tess Roberts
Classic Who Companions: Hezya of Tallius, Maximillius 'Max' Thompson, Feelion, David St Michaels-McDouglas, Bob
EU Companions: Km'fissi, Tamarellotinthisiala 'Tammy', HydroMat CompanyÂź Model Four CleanBotâą (Serial Number 3872), Private Alkior of the Highest Amti Fleet of the Fourth Laterian United Federation, Jane Austen
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it's so clear to me now,,, hellblazer musical with john constantine's ghost crew as the greek chorus
nothing else is clear to me but that part is
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youtube in the ace attorney universe would be like âgavinnerâs breakup deep diveâ âwe were wrong about phoenix wright: the shocking truth revealedâ âwho is apollo justice? an introduction to klavier gavinâs courtroom rivalâ *disliked by apollo* âapollo/klavier courtroom body language analysisâ *disliked by apollo* âtrucy in gramarye land full show hdâ *liked by apollo* âepic rap battles of history: gregory edgeworth vs. manfred von karmaâ
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