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Hey kid, sorry I killed your dad with a huge sword. The cycle of violence is super fucked up isn't it. Hopefully it can stop with you.
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Been replaying Pokémon Black lately and I realized something about the first gym.
Chili, Cress. And Cilan’s names are are abreviated versions of foods that relate to their Pokémon types.
Chili, who uses fire Pokémon, is short for Chili Pepper
Cress, who uses water Pokémon, is short for Watercress
Which means that our beloved Cilan, a grass type trainer, is actually nicknamed for his full name:
Cilantro
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Do you guys think the reason we create so many stories where we live along side human-like species is because part of us remembers when we did in the real world and maybe misses them?
Like, idk maybe we saw the funny guys who were like us but not and just said “yeah man”
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#light pink DS #Blue 3DS
Tag this with (if you had one) the colour(s) of your DS/DSi/3DS
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One thing I’ve gained from this Titan situation is the confidence that I too could build a submarine. Maybe not a very good one, but apparently that doesn’t matter 🤷‍♀️
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When Sia LeBouf was a “carnival”? He’s a “carnival”?
Whoops. Meant to write Cannibal
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When I was a kid, the very first time I ever hear Shia LaBeouf’s name was in the legendary Rob Cantor song about him being a caniball who lives in the woods, killing for sport. Because of this, I genuinely believed Shia LaBeouf to be a fictional character for several years. You can imagine my surprise when I found out he was a real person.
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I was gonna say, unless you’re straight and you’re singing it, but, tbh this song is for the gays. If you’re straight, leave it alone
if you sing an american idiot cover and you refuse to say faggot you’re horrible and boring and lame and i hate you i hate you i hate you.
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I feel that Batman would fit in well in the world of Repo! The Genetic Opera. No, I can’t explain it
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Everybody’s so worried about the damn porn bots, but my dash is completely overrun by reusable menstrual pad drop-shippers and has been for like 8 years. Is this only happening to me????
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I work in a plant nursery and this album makes my job so much more fun!
so my friend reminded me of the cute 70′s album for plants
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today i listened to it at work while i was feeling anxious and it only helped a little bit, but what really gave me life was all the youtube comments! literally the sweetest youtube comments ever!!!
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you can listen to it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0vrsO3_HpU
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I accidentally swallowed a mouthful of hydrogen peroxide once bc I was trying to use it to whiten my teeth when I was in college (stupid idea, I know) and while I did not die, I CERTAINLY shit my guts out
Two chemists went to dinner together
After they ordered, one of them told the waiter: “A cup of H2O, please.”
Another chemist told the waiter: “H2O, too.”
He gulped down his drink and then he died.
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I LOOOVE Thrift Books! If you buy enough books from them, you can even get free ones. Plus they have comics too!
use, and i cannot stress this enough, thriftbooks
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MY DYSLEXIC ASS THOUGHT THIS SAID HORSE
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what do u all think about this
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My favorite song when I was a kid was Like Whoa by Aly and AJ and I can’t explain it, but I feel like there’s a direct correlation between that fact and me turning out to be Bisexual
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Sure, most popular modern country music is bad, but, like, the women of country music are still absolutely knocking it out of the park. I’m especially HERE for the very specific sub-genre of country songs that are about women murdering abusive men and getting away with it. These female country artists are out here keeping the tradition of story telling in country music alive while also striking out against the pervasive social norms of the south that tend to keep women in abusive or unfaithful relationships or family situations in order to save face socially. Queen Behavior.
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