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it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now

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Every few seconds we have to close our eyelids for a moment to keep our eyeballs moist and on paper that's a trivial detail in the grand scheme of our complex biology but if a fake cartoon human never blinks it bothers us so all cartoonists have to add the blinking even though it takes only a frame or two. I just think that's really interesting. If there's aliens and they make cartoons do they have anything like that? Zoblop your characters aren't gloobering, how could you forget to make them gloober, no one wants to watch stiff freaky ungloobering characters, Zoblop you need to go back to space calarts

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double date

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To: professor@schoolname.edu Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

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gumshoe maya !!! fun fact he actually wore that outfit on the first (official) casebook^_^

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Alright, now lose it (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) Just lose it (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) Go crazy (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

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folllowing kink freaks on twitter is all well and good until they randomly start posting gay porn of goofy with his gyock out

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"why did you follow prev" i don't roamemberrrr

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will

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this is assuming its on art you normally wouldn't jump to reblog. i myself only rb stuff i really really like so .

The 'rude/demanding' tone would be stuff along the lines of "if you like but don't reblog I'll [threat]" which i see surprisingly often, both serious and more silly

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

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gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else