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Bouncy little pumpkin gets one (1) little treat.
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me after 5 minutes of socializing: i’ve earned 3 days of silence
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Top of the mountain is cold, even though it's closer to the sun? How
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im so excited for artfight i cant wait to draw for people and i cant wait to see if anyone draws anything for me its like christmas but its a whole month
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Kink and Fetish patch notes
Class and Ability Changes:
Due to increased popularity of the "Pup" subclass in Petplay builds, for balance reasons we are nerfing their low level abilities including "being leashed" and "wearing a puphood." to keep things fair, though, we're also rewarding those who heavily invest in late-game abilities by buffing "sleeping in a cage" and "clicker training."
Findoms abilities have been nerfed across the board in an effort to give Paypig players a better chance to continue playing. We're monitoring the situation.
Daddy players have lost their buffs from the Father's Day event
We are aware of the disparity between Top players and Bottom players, so we're removing the "Can Host" ability as a requirement for Top players in an effort to rally numbers up.
Drastically lowered the requirements to spec into Furry class
Added character "Oath Breaker Knight" for some players to restore their previous classes for a small fee (Gold Star Lesbian class should be a bit easier to spec into now)
Item Changes:
As mentioned above, items "Puphood" and "Collar & Leash" have been nerfed
Rebalanced "Chastity Cage" item effectiveness depending on player stats
Food items have been buffed to increased effectiveness
Fixed a broken interaction with the "Gag" class of items pertaining to the "Safeword" ability
Added new item combo interactions with other items, abilities, fetishes, and/or kinks. (Try out using the "Blindfold" and "Bondage Rope" items with the Piss fetish for the Urinal interaction.)
Fetish Changes:
Piss has been nerfed from Very Rare to Uncommon
Armpit has been nerfed from Rare to Common
Bondage has been nerfed from Uncommon to Common
Hypnosis has been nerfed from Legendary to Rare
Cuckolding has been nerfed from Uncommon to Common
Eye Contact has been buffed from Common to Rare
Condom Usage has been buffed from Common to Rare
Added new Very Rare fetish: Tongue Soaking
Added new Legendary fetish: Ghost Penis
Misc. Changes:
Fixed a glitch that low level players get the "Freak" banner usually granted at a much higher level
Further fixes to keeping servers seperated
Temporarily added more PVP options for Pride Month event
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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Franklin Delano Donut, Can I be invited to your wine and cheese hour please?
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I posted this once and the notes were full of women and gay men saying that actually the french man being uncircumcised makes all of the difference in the world.
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whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight
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zero escape games are good because they answer the question of what if schröedinger's cat was a woman with something deeply deeply wrong with her
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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”
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liberals be like he bombed a country…. without congress approval
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my transgender lifehack. stop using terms and pronouns that you "dont mind" and start using only ones that you like. does it spark joy
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is this too niche
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