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Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.
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its true that crying wont solve things but we dont cry to solve. we cry to release
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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery
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hp lovecraft type creature who looks like a werewolf but is decidedly not a werewolf. you pet her and her muzzle opens up all the way to her ears, and she has so many teeth, and they’re all long and curved back, not wolf teeth
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The 8pm rule was universal some time ago but you still will hardly find any store open past 10pm
I gotta buy a drying rack. That dryer is ass and it's costing me two euros per load.
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Yes, they are, exceptions are only possible in travel hubs (airports, train stations), some spa towns, and when there is a special event. In Bavaria stores aren't even allowed to open past 8pm on normal days.
All of this is even true for grocery stores.
I gotta buy a drying rack. That dryer is ass and it's costing me two euros per load.
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My first thought was "wait, on a Sunday?", followed by "ah, not all countries are as dumb as Germany, also online exists"
I gotta buy a drying rack. That dryer is ass and it's costing me two euros per load.
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you can lead a horse to water, teach it to fish, and then look into its mouth
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