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realllllyreallyreallyreally struggling trying not to withdraw right now
uhm uhm oh kuroo I can't see him because whenever he opens his mouth gojo comes out
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🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️ dont tell me oikawa has a semi-canon heavily implied male ship too ???
this is taking the piss now like- dshjdsjdsjdsjk pleaseeeeeeeeee
#haikwho?#iwa...........#thats the final unintentional criteria for my harem at this point#losing it#have mercy#idk if they do since ive seen them together for like 2 seconds but my radars are blinging
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toru is a moanable name. just sayin
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I FEEL LIKE POOPY STINKY TODAY so i am making tea and retiring to bed to sit and sulk about cater and play twst and did i mention sulk about ca-
#i feel like i need a filter in my brain#brain block the tags:#c.ater. diamond. man. boy. dude. boyfriend. bf. hair. skin. soft. kiss. need. makeout. touch. look. eyes. existence.#oh and also pp.#also i really am trying to keep my posts about him to a minimum im annoying myself i cant even imagine how you feel LMAO#i would say sorry but im suffering more than you are so i think you should apologise 🥺😌🫂
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ITS ONLY A PROBLEM BECAUSE ITS INTRUSIVE LIKE PHYSICAL SENSATIONS ARE BEING PLACED UPON ME RANDOMLY AND FRQUENTLY
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I can't even act coy anymore release me
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Dirty naughty frustrated words under the cut because I'm ashamed and apparently trying to maintain a civilised image despite y'all's knowledge I'm a who–
I want his babies but I don't want kids. So, one can deduce this is an abstract way to say I just want him to nut in me very deep very lots ver–
It's really bad. I'm actually full on yearning against my will I haven't had these strong almost physical reactions in a whileeee. I'm embarrassed like girl get your shit together what the actual. Stop. And why are the pictures I get in my head so vivid though??????????? I'm having cute lore thoughts too and stuff obviously but damn I can imagine every bit so well like the feeling of his hair in my fingers and exactly how fRICKEN WARM AND WIDE HIS COCK IS LIKE ugh for FUJCKSAKEBDHSHS
Please I'm making dinner I don't need cock diameter feelings rn I don't need to feel it in my hand tHATS A SPATULA DONT SUCK IT–
I don't want this here this is embarrassing help me don't see me differently send randnsmabulance. The thoughts get worse but I'll spare you holyyyyy. Half posting because I think some of you evil lil shits /aff will enjoy it 😞
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i cant believe this is the guy i want to fuck 🧍♂️
#<- yes she can#but is ashamed#<- she is not ashamed it kind of makes her want to fuck him harder#what can ya do#on another note FUCK this uniform bro#it is the worst thing to draw i wanna mordor one of the hostages
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makes me bite the bars of my cage when i hear someone in the baby making phase of their life go 'yeah we're goin for 5' n yap about how its unfair they have only girls like
#THEY ARENT FKUCKING TOYS#THEYRE LITERAL HUMAN PEOPLE STO-#STOP TREATING THEM LIKE FKIN COLLECTIBLES YOU-#cw kids#cw children#cw parenting
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so how sharp are jade's teeth? are they really shiny and smooth? and does he skim them expertly gently across your skin before nipping and sinking them in and making you squirm?
but you can't squirm much, right? since his long clawed fingers are stretched over your lower tummy just above where all the ephemeral fishies rush through it every time those sharp eyes meet and capture yours — and he smiles at how flustered you are from just this? do they dig in a bit? making you both want to squirm more and less since if you do too much little beads will form on your skin? He can tell how much you want him by how much you squirm despite that huh? Relishing in that prickle of pain?
and like...are his scales soft against your skin? are they soft and almost melty in their sliminess that's both a little unsettling but pleasant somehow? or like...are they rougher in some areas, making your skin a little sore where he holds you with his tail but it's kind of soothing at the same time through the pain of it? Makes you want to press closer to him, line his long body along yours so no space is uncovered?
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zoie i hope you know i blacked out.



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IM A BLUSHING MESS RN??? HELLAURRR. i’ll have to back to you 🩵 you have no choice 🩵



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i have nothing sane to add. i’ll be staring at this forever GAKDNLWKDKWLALJXLWLQPSJWO i’m actually going insane like. Sigh. Yearning for him no joke this really KO’d me. PLEASEEEEE WHYYYYY AOWKSPWJAODJOPAAAAAA the way you described everything…….aaaaaa 😵💫😵💫😵💫 the descriptions……. howling @ the moon rn
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This face is so funny 😭😭 nyot happy

I love ace so bad 😭 he's such a silly look at his blush n heart eyes hdjsdjsk wanna poke him

Babies ✨🍓 (their chibi forms are my favourite thing) I kinda want them to nibble on my finger a lil.
Also the switch up. I'm sat. Yes Floyd I'll su- sorry 😞😔🫰🏻

Ouh :c Azul going through it :c
Is he about to go cunty crash out mode too :c I no want him to cry though :ccc
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I WANNA TOUCH THEIR TEETH SO BAD


Lemmelemme 🫳🏻🫳🏻🫳🏻🫳🏻
AND UH OH they did the o.O eye thing...
*slides into reference folder*
Uhh so Azul is a tentacle boy huh 😏

Heh. Nice.

I'm startin to think this manga is — who is the stupidest and why is it always ace who does the thing 🧍🏻♂️ my boy–
ALSO THE EARS ON JACKS SKELETONEHEHEHEH cute
#twisted zoieland ⋆˙⟡#i must inform you that the twins are very attractive#🧍🏻♂️#yes#that is all i have to say 🙂↕️
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Zoie screenshotted this one purely because jack's lil flick fringe was satisfying 🙂↔️

Is it uncouth of me to say I prefer the latter... (๑>•̀๑) The suits are cute but


Oouh fishie fishie
Are they slimy?... Bet their tails are strong huh. N their claws huh... thoughts occur, prompted by such observations. Aspen can elaborate 😝😏✨🥴
Also Floyd literally always has that dopey ass grin it's so funnydjsjsk
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in this episode, with every appearance of Floyd and Jade — Zoie feels the increasing need to touch their teeth
Azul is very amusing. He really a bad bitch and dgaf 💅🏻
Also... Floyd's penchant for wanting to strangle and squeeze is rather distracting shsjsjskks. Excuse me sir. Contain yourself.




The down turned x upturned eyes is cute yes I approve. Also that bottom one was exactly how I reacted irl. 😮😵💫. Though for me I'd rather he be saying open it but what can you do.
the anenomes had me giggling fr they look so dum
#twisted zoieland ⋆˙⟡#its also funny how hes like 'kaaaaay djdjjd#cay? who is cay idk#whoever he is he must leave me be
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just saw someone unironically use 'front bottom' in a fic 🧍🏻♂️
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he looks so cosy and his eyes are so pretty and bright and his hair is all wavy and he has all this fluffy stuff on and his look at his teefsies and he has lot of plushies in his bed i bet he has loads more and blankets and stuff and its so cosy like a nest in there and its warm and i bet he smells so good and his bed smells good like all his hair n face products and and i bet he uses like a specific smell most of the time and its sort of always lingering but its something kinda bright but comforting somehow and and i bet he lays on his phone too long before bed because he just wants that time alone where he doesnt have to smile n he's all cosy did i mention that hes cosy and he always wants to keep all of it on because its so cosy and protective but every night without fail the stuff gradually comes off because he gets too warm n all the fluffy stuff in his bed makes him sweaty so he's just taking it off half asleep in his sleep and i bet he sleep talks and mumbles and its all breathy and sweet and his eyebrows draw together at the centre a little and-
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