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Some 45 minutes into playing Tokyo debunker thoughts (and spoilers ig)

It feels like a cross between Jujutsu Kaisen and twisted wonderland, with sprinkles of the scp foundation and web comics.

EVEN THE PLAYER HAS A VOICE ACTOR!?!

If I'm in a game, I, too, want to be introduced as a stranger with a gun after slamming through a train window to kill a creature.

CATS!!!!

The cutest tutorial EVER!

I suck ass at the bonus rounds

Hear me out, Professor Hyde 🥴

Oooo a personality test. How fun! Idk if you get a different house based on how you answer, tho. It was still fun even it it didn't matter, lol.

THE CANCELOR IS A CHILD OBSESSED WITH CATS!?!

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i don't know how to flirt so i just stare at you like a cat dragged out of a dumpster and hope you can see the longing in my panicked gaze

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Don't mind me while I just

BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR GROWL AWOOOOOO!

HOW ARE WE FEELING TWST ROOK FANS

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day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man

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i'm like a whore that's shy and also kinda quiet and moody and secretive and mysterious and reserved

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I love occasionally finding posts from someone who lives in nightvale.

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i love men so much i feel like im going to puke

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Oooo! I thought so much about this! This is gonna long strap in! This is my Merlin, Baby!

She seems extremely lady and soft-spoken in appearance, but she's pretty ill mannered. She's still friendly, just quite uncouth at times.

She cusses a lot.

If someone insults her, she swings in with the heat. They're often unique insult that sometimes don't pack a punch until a little while later.

She loves playing small pranks and messing with people. Her favorite prank to pull (once everyone learned she was Merlin) is to harshly correct people to call her Merlin. She doesn't care about the title at all and doesn't really care what she's called. She will laugh seconds after the correction and tell people not to worry about it. She just loves the look of shock on people's faces.

She loves to tell facts and "facts." She'll tell real facts 50% of the time, and then the other 50% is false stuff that sounds real. If she's lying, she will eventually tell people she is. She doesn't wait for more than an hour to tell people she made it up.

She loves to read. If she has a minute to rest, you'll find her reading. You give her anything, and she'll read too. Doesn't matter the genre or length.

She hates doing her hair, be it brushing or styling it. She doesn't mind the knots and messiness, but hammie does, so Hammie does it for her every morning.

She does prioritize keeping her body clean. She bathes often and never rewears clothes that are dirty.

She loves orange juice and cheesecake. She also loves most fruit. You put it in front of her it will be gone before you can blink. These are her favorite snacks/breakfast.

Her favorite meal is steak, a loaded baked potato, and carrots.

She's pretty laid back and flippant about most things, which stresses dolly and her familiars out sometimes.

She is extremely caring and loves using her magic to make people laugh and/or smile.

Her favorite season is fall

She is extremely forgetful. She often has moments of shock where she'll randomly remember something she was supposed to do and run off to go do it, even if it was in the middle of a conversation.

She's super clumsy and is often covered in scrapes, cuts, bruises, etc. She also had to learn to sew because she often tears her clothes from her clumsiness.

She carries around a small notebook to write and draw stuff in. She uses it like a journal because of her bad memory.

She also carries around a messenger bag filled with all sorts of stuff. Nobody fully knows exactly what's inside it, but many think the answer is everything and anything and is a magic portal. It isn't. It's just a bag with loads of pockets and space, and she's good at packing.

She likes making bracelets. She gives one to everyone during her journeys if she spent ample amount of time with them.

She enjoys singing but only in private or around those she's extremely close to. One of the few ways to make her shy or embarrassed is to catch her singing if she's not too close with the catcher. She has a lovely voice but thinks she sounds bad for some reason. She mostly does this while doing chores or work.

She can't whistle.

She's known for shoving flowers into people's hands with a "hold this!" After they take it, she always says,"It's yours now, enjoy!" And walks aways. She only does this stunt with flowers.

She has freckles on her face and all over her shoulders.

Anytime she does something cool, she generally ruins it by saying something completely dorky and/or stupid.

She's really good at darts. She has no aim with any other manually thrown projectiles, but with darts, she'll clear out everyone's pockets at any tavern if there's bets.

She's extremely physical and could even be considered clingy. She's known for hanging off of those around her, patting backs, playing with hair, kissing cheeks as thank yous, holding hands, etc. The wild part is that she doesn't realize that most people don't do that. These affections have often been mistaken as flirting.

Her touchy and clinginess traits are amplified tenfold when she's sleepy. People have to pry her off of them if she's got them her grip when sleepy or asleep.

She can not do math. Do not ask her anything more complex than a basic pemdas equation, and even those are a struggle for her.

She has nicknames for all her friends. She also uses pet names interchangeably for them.

There's not much she takes seriously. She's also hard to anger. But if anyone makes her get serious or angry, they really really really regret pushing her that far.

She is extremely knowledgeable on the language of flowers. Like their meanings. She also can tell you about any of the constellations. Their stories and where they are in the sky. She also knows a lot about bugs.

She absolutely hates feeling useless. She might not show it, but it eats at her when she can't be of help in a situation.

She walks extremely softly and quietly and often frightens people because they don't realize she's there until she speaks or makes noise. It's not on purpose either.

She has two tattoos. One is a small moth on her left ankle. The other is a spider lily behind her right ear.

Reblog this with your Merlin! Give me headcannons and a picture!!

Here’s mine!

His nickname is Mika when he doesn’t want everyone to call him Merlin.

Headcannons

-he is NOT a morning person it takes a blowhorn to wake him up.

-he doesn’t like dressing up. He doesn’t understand why he can’t just dress comfy all the time.

-his guilty pleasure is hot chocolate. Every time he comes back from a rough adventure he always makes himself some.

-he takes pride in his hair, every morning when getting ready he spends the most time on it.

-feels really guilty about his bad memory and forgetting all about his past. Especially when he can’t remember somebody

-constantly is forgetting to do things

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T-shirt that says, "I buy my Prozac off the Adamant Stndicate" In a pretty font would go so fucking hard!

every tweet about Florabelle going viral like police didn't find human remains and evidence of cannibalism in her LA home that she sold in 2013😭

Girl stop buying Prozac off the Adamant Syndicate

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World chat 9 is cursed (and my favorite world chat)

World Chat 9 is Free: Part 3

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I'd laugh so hard if he did that in front of me tbh

first afk journey fanart (I've been wanting to draw it trust me--)

I just got his affinity up and I love this mental image

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Quick tip for my afk players who want Berial, you can buy him at the emporium at the guild store for 30,000 guild medals through his soul sigil. You can get up to six of them. Same for any of the other celestials. Something I didn't know until today. (I've been playing relentlessly, trying to get enough letters to unlock Star Gazing, and all I had to do to get him once was buy him!?!) 🤦‍♀️

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guys give me your most controversial opinion!!! :D

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I wish more people understood this ☹️

drew this helpful diagram for mha fans who don't understand what a character arc is

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Online. But that's not saying much bc I'm a loser in both just a smaller one online.

No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

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Thinking about the brothers hearing him crying from downstairs 😂

Mc: Henry, you know? People are cruel...

Levi: Mc…

Mc: You offer them your hand, you support them and you want them to prosper.

Levi: Mc please!

Mc: *giving him the back leaning against the fish tank* And when you ask for help…. They stab you in the back in the cruelest way...

Levi: Mc I promise I won't throw you in the Super Smash Bros again!!!! Please don't turn your back on me!!!!!

Mc: No one Henry, don't trust anyone…..

Levi: *crying* MC!!!

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