going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)
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do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
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Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!
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Due to the Unfortunate!
We are deeply out of Onions!
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My very specific headcanon that these five characters have a group chat called The Girls and Klavier has always wanted to be in it so badly but they won’t let him be one of the girls
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ROUND 1: ELAINE (seinfeld) VS BEOWULF (beowulf)
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Obliterated that twink
REWARDS: 36 Gold, 17 EXP, Twink Hide (x1)
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new weed idea
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hey sorry I caught your boyfriend. in a master ball yea. yeah its a nice ball isnt it? anyway I'll trade him back to your for a munchlax if you want
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been listening to the knuckles raps from sa2 while pretending to not know the music is from a video game and i highly recommend the experience. really good from the perspective of a normal rapper who talks about ghosts trying to kill him and his ability to telepathically detect gemstones in the earth
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Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off
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