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have you guys seen the mod of r/samandmax losing his shit over ppl drawing gay fanart and deciding to ban all sam and max shipping from the subreddit

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Recoining a xenogender because there is a lack of info about it (also, i have depression)

Depregender

Depregender is a neurogender where ones gender is influenced or affected by ones depression. It can be ones gender is so hard to feel or describe because of depression that it is best described by their depression. It can also be where ones gender feels like their depression. It is exclusive to those with depression.

Flag

ID: A five stripe horizontal flag. The first stripe on top is a dark grey, the second stripe is a medium muted blue, the third stripe is a dark muted blue, the fourth is a medium muted blue, and the fifth is a dark grey. end ID

Original definition link (i can't find anything else about the og aside from this)

Please let me know if you know anything more about the og term

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Person 1: this push pop bangin yo

Person 2: that’s a glue stick

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Person 1: your lipstick looks great!

Person 2: it tastes even better ;)

Person 1: i know

Person 2:

Person 1:

Person 2: hey why are your teeth pink

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Person 1: what is love?

Person 2: an emotional minefield

Person 3: a neurochemical reaction

Person 4: BABY DONT HURT ME-

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Person 1: remember how I said Person 2 and I were going to have a calm night out for once?

Person 3: yes

Person 1: well, we’re in jail

Person 3: *hangs up*

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Person 1: What the fuck

Person 2: Language!

Person 1: Whom the fuck

Person 2: Better

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Person A, to person B, pointing to a heart shaped cookie: look! This one’s a heart! That’s how I feel about you!

Person B: *sniffle* AAAAHHHHHHH

Person A, to person C, pointing at a Michigan shaped cookie: this one looks like Michigan! That’s how I feel about you!

Person C: what–

(Credit to @hoodedjelly on twitter btw)

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Hiya, just wanted to say I use your quotes all the time and humbly offer you a template of my own in gratitude. Feel free to use it or not, up to you :)

*At person 1 and 2s wedding*

Person 3: We are here today to honour the marriage of my good friend, person 1

Person 3: And I have only one thing to say to them

Person 3: I implore you to rethink your choice. There’s still time to run. It’s not too late.

Person 1:

Person 2, wiping away tears: Omg that was beautiful

Glad to hear it! Tysm!

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Person 1: *spits out food*

Person 2: Hey! We don’t spit here. If it’s in your mouth, you swallow it.

Person 3: *raises eyebrow*

Person 2: Shut the fuck up.

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Person 1: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through some stuff?

Person 2: No.

Person 3: Nope.

Person 4: Absolutely not.

Person 2: I hope it sucks, whatever you’re going through.

Person 3, laughing: “I hope it sucks”!?!

Person 2: Hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Person 4: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. I can’t wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could’ve changed that outcome.

Person 1: What the hell! I just asked if you’d be there for me!

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Character A, in front of a conspiracy board: Okay, so, people can’t actually comprehend how 2 three dimensional objects can travel in straight parallel lines and meet up again. The reason we know said hypothetical objects would meet up again is because—

Character B: we should kiss

Character A: and since the TWO dimensional objects meet up only in THREE dimensions, we can assume that the three dimensional objects would meet up in the fourth dimension, which leads back into the curvature of gravity—

Character B: like in a gay way

(btw the info here is probably true I don’t really remember. youtube video about it here)

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For someone isolated on a floating island for most of his life, Mobian was definitely not his first language

Just imagine him being stared at by Sonic and friends as they slowly realise Knuckles, in fact, speaks Echidnan (a very dead language) fluently

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Hear me out: Omega is the one who says he cares the least about Team Dark sticking together but if the team ever actually disbanded he is absolutely the one who'd be the most broken up about it.

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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you