kazylgon

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"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!​AAGGGGGHHH

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my car? it's stop motion. yeah the engine doesn't actually produce any power on its own. I have a time wizard who's always stopping time, moving my car just a little bit, and then unpausing time. it's okay he loves it, when you're that deep in time magic it's kinda the only thing that brings you joy anymore and he's completely forogtten how to exist as a human being in society

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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idk waht to write for this one,

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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

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got to work on this amazing design for @skeletonwick for their DnD game!! Love some fucked up drow!!!!!!!!!! closeups:

Custom design commissions are open, click for info!

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The Australian tax department everyone

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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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like okay i get that we figured out that we can inject estrogen into you to make you grow boobs and we can inject testosterone into you to make you grow more facial hair and shit but like why stop there? we should invent random hormones and inject them into ourselves for fun until we find the ones that turn us into majestic and ancient beasts capable of destroying entire cities. i for one think it would be a fun bonding experience

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indeed.com search history "pet for mysteriously wealthy older woman" "unethical science test subject full time" "vampire thrall with room and board"

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The more you repress your emotions, the stronger your elemental eruption attack is going to be. Bottle it up!

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love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

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pov your friends live far away

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Fucked up that our emotional states affect other people. Like you’re already dealing with the massive indignity of having emotions in the first place and then on top of that it’s like “oh btw this other sentient being can tell that you’re annoyed and it negatively affects their well being!” disgusting. Absurd. Unconstitutional. Somebody needs to do something.

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the hours between 8-11pm should be reusable. optional mini time loop you can rewind and start over if you had more tasks to do or another book to read or the first three hours hanging out w your friend weren’t enough