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nothingburger 🇺🇸 -> empa-nada 🇦🇷

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my mother was a drunk, and my father was a brute, and on my 18th birthday, I will inherit her drinking gourd and his spiked greatclub, and become a drunken brute. I hope I can make them proud

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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

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the thrift store knows when you are not approaching it with the right spirit and will close you off from the cosmos

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bro we have to shotgun the weed. its not gay its just financially smart to do it. we get twice the value out of weed. come on just kiss me

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a really good strawberry will change ur life btw

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LOL but seriously release the hounds

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DONT CLICK ON THAT!!! whew. sorry. just be careful.. many people dont know that .pdf stands for “poison dart frog.”

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hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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bro i,m like two squeaks old

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