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Time for a new Jelly, new good vibes! Good luck everyone, it’s gunna be good soon

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The simplest answer is usually the correct one, except in cases where the other answer is objectively much cooler.

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Screw it, Euclydia headcanons

Scalene and Euclid are flawed. Hopefully differently flawed from Stan's parents, but flawed. Scalene treats Bill the way you might treat a kid with terminal cancer, ie, spoiling him rotten, “there's nothing wrong with you!” Even when he is in the wrong, etc. Euclid thinks this is insane, Billy is sick, and babying him won't make him better. He's distant thanks to his job and the stress of having an impossible child, but when he is here, he's usually fighting with Scalene about Bill's condition.

I'm trying not to go full SCP Foundation with the Department of Vision Supervision. At most, they should be around the “Hawkins Power and Water” guys in early Stranger Things. If possible, I like to keep it ambiguous whether they actually know about the third dimension or if they just think the mutation itself is dangerous (I applaud @ckret2 for going against the grain and doing away with the conspiracy angle altogether, but I need an antagonist).

Technology in Euclydia is limited: Radios instead of television, no cameras or printers, etc. What good is a screen if you can't turn to face it?

Inputting "history" on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com has a chance of displaying a quote by Plato: "Geometry existed before the creation." I took this to mean that Euclydians are Platonic ideals, more living concepts than proper organisms. This explains how Bill transcended physical existence entirely. How much of their insides are matter and how much is math? Who knows? (This also handwaves any questions about interspecies reproduction should you choose to go that route).

"Three sips a day" is a child's dose of the medication from when Bill was around four years old. He's supposed to be taking more by the time of the incident, but again, spoiled rotten.

Bill is one trillion years old. That is considerably older than our universe. Thus, his homeworld is from before our universe. Did Euclydia's destruction trigger our big bang? Time Baby's goons aren't keen on finding out, even if that means letting the Beast With One Eye exist unimpeded.

I agree with @giulliadella about "the fun zone" being some kind of reproductive orifice. It explains why Bill consistently reacts to questions about his side length the way we would about genitalia.

Scalene is the blue one, Euclid is the red one (This is so Bill looks like his dad when he's angry).

Because Euclydians can only move in 2D, they are completely unused to fighting gravity. IDK how it would work on a 2D plane, but Earth gravity is too much for them (maybe this had something to do with the Massacre?)

Irregularity is tolerated to an extent, but past a certain point it's like being born with a bum leg: people pity you and can't stop staring. "Irregular Psychosis" is also still a term people use, despite the fact that it's been proven shape /=/ mental state. "Well of course it doesn't HAVE to mean that, but people with different sides have physically different brains to work with. It's just biology!"

I'd LOVE for their language to be properly alien, but first I have to figure out how a properly alien language would work. I tried mapping each letter of the color code to a different pitched tone, but that falls apart when you remember they have music.

When Bill was alone, he would try with everything he had to force himself "up." This only resulted in him spazzing around like Emmett from the Lego Movie trying to move in the real world. He only managed to leave Euclydia when there was no more Euclydia.

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I still feel embarrassed to ask this, but my dumb AU RP idea won't leave me alone. Anybody willing to RP as Bill's parents?

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Hey, haiku bot! I don't think they were on this post last time ....

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Post archeology? Still history.

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

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this happened to a 19 year old US citizen studying in Bulgaria. do yourself a favor and do not leave the country right now under any circumstances. and another reminder: do not under any circumstances give your electronic devices up to anyone who asks or allow your things to be searched without a signed warrant from a judge. you have a right to refuse any search and seizure that is unwarranted. you still have rights. do not comply in advance. they will use it to prosecute you for whatever they can.

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Oh no don't make me choose.

PROPAGANDA

Jumba Jookiba

He's a evil genius. He was arrested for illegal genetic experimention. He's a gay uncle. He's great

He's a chunky alien mad scientist who wears Hawaiian shirts. I'm sorry to say but that's my gender.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz:

You see Perry the Platypus when I was a young lad back in Gimmelshtomp they used to have annual Mad Science competitions. I had entered that contest every year and yet my various -inators were all overshadowed by GARY with his evil baking soda volcano! And so now I have created the EvilBakingSoda-Inator which will turn the whole Tri-State Area into a baking soda volcano! And Gary will cry because he could never make such a good evil baking soda volcano as I!!!!

THE mad scientist

He's the very definition of mad! His inators are bat shit crazy ideas that no one needs, most of the "problems" he's trying to solve aren't problems and could certainly be handled without spending millions on a machine that doesn't even work. Yet he keeps trying to take over the Tri-State Area.

His parents never showed up to his own birth…he was raised by ocelots…he was forced to stand still and be a lawn gnome for years….😭😭😭 Also he can be read as transmasc YAY

Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated, propaganda. He was a garden gnome for a time, his parents didn’t show up for his birth, he’s a great dad, his best friend was a balloon, his new best friend and low key boyfriend is a teal platypus in a fedora, he’s legally an ocelot, he blows up everything he makes.

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She's that awful, huh?

Deltarune fans...

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CENSORSHIP HISTORY

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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Isn't he usually depicted as being pretty young when May took him in? He may not HAVE clear memories of his father.

Texts From Superheroes

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Oh Caroline, you’re the best… have a new mug on your special day.

Happy Caroline Appreciation Day!

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Inside Israel's Gaza 'Humanitarian' Foundation death camps.

A system of engineered scarcity to maintain control over a population through food and using starvation as a weapon.

Source: UN Media Library

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2025/05/20/federal-workers-trump-mental-health/

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