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Casually slides this across the table

https://buysupplementsonline.ca/product/swolygrail-jesus-juice-pre-workout-30-servings/

Lmao

@inneskeeper this seems relevant to your interests

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! SHE DOIBLES DOWN!

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WHAT

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Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

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It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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huh !

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Is part of the joke that it's the same actor???

Leverage episode where they have a job in LA and the evil rich asshole of the episode’s lawyers are from this very weird firm called Wolfram & Hart. and Hardison looks into it and is just like. hey guys why do they have deliveries of actual human blood listed under catering expenses

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Why does Lewis Capaldi feel the need to make every raw jagged edge of our lives come screaming and clawing to the surface with every single song 😭

Really didn't need my friend back home emotionally kneecapping me by going "have you heard Lewis Capaldi's new song" the day after I just did a new and very intensive form of trauma therapy that left me feeling gutted and hollow and like maybe, actually, there's nothing left of me but the trauma and I'm just a shambling mass of pain that needs to be excised except I'm tired I'm so tired I can't keep doing this, I can't...

Only to then get smacked in the face in the group chat with a very raw Scottish accent scream-singing, "I'm going to get up and try if it's the last thing I do. I've still got something to give, though it hurts sometimes. I'm going to get up and live, until the day that I die, I swear to God I'll survive."

The universe is not subtle.

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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hmm

dragonflies. haunting implications:

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-despite everything, there is still love

@arthoesunshine/ @artsheila/ @daisies-on-a-cup/ @gayarsonist / @hjarta/ @yunawinter on twitter/ @bakwaaas/ @death-born-aphrodite/ anon on gentleearth/ @classicnymph on twitter

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Any day now

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Woops literally When Shadows Creep

There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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Pero buatefack