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"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

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Thinking about Jonathan “went to a coworker’s birthday lunch stressed as hell, picked an old man ice cream flavor, infodumped about his current hyperfixation, left the lunch and promptly blacked the memory out” Sims……..

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"I asked chatgpt" Okay, well I read the statement of Hazel Rutter regarding a fire in her childhood home Original statement given August 9th, 1992 Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, The Archivist Statement begins Hello, John Apologies for the deception, but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading

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season 1: I'm Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of Magnus Institute, London. My professional opinion is that this is all horseshit and everyone that isn't me needs psychiatric help. Statement ends.

season 2: Supplemental: God lives inside the printer and he keeps telling me my assistants are murderers. I am inclined to believe him based on the fact that Martin told to have a nice day. Innately suspicious behavior.

season 3: My only friends are my ex-girlfriend, her cat, and the many scars I've gotten from various monsters and fear cultists.

season 4: You know, just being socially adept would solve a lot of my problems. Unfortunately, I was traumatized so thoroughly by age eight that I learned the best way to make friends is to blink at them slowly until they get the idea. This does not work when your evil patron god uses eyeballs to devour fear.

season 5: Either Jonah Magnus tells us where he took all the good cows, or my boyfriend and I bash his head in with a lead crowbar. It's his choice.

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So my roommate has recently started listening to Magnus archives and it just so happens their bedroom is in our basement. My partner said it sounded super creepy coming from the spooky decent that is our basement stairs and I will say. It does sound like Jonathan sims is in my basement having a mental breakdown

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Fiona’s voice will forever haunt Edwin in SOTM…

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have aaaaa Pelican sketch- he’s a very chill seawing, definitely collects shiny things-

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“this won’t be that hard to fix,” i said. moments before god laughed and handed me a subplot i now have to write only to fix in the third draft which will spawn another subplot for the fourth draft. cycle of life.

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Pleasure doing business with you! ✨

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Shocker more art of the bunny man who would’ve guessed. I’m transporting Springtrap to the black and purple void again to do cool poses and aura farm

Also this ig but that’s unimportant (Rip Edwin ig😪😪)

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More spring trap art to feed my soul because I’m obsessed with the stupid bunny man right now

This was gonna be something different originally but whatever

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Darkstalker sketch because I’ve been thinking about him with the graphic novel on the horizon, and how much I desperately need to illustrate scenes from the book.

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au where clara met william as dave (and nothing bad happened between them ever)

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hmmm

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Last year's birthday gift for my best online friend!

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He is tired of standing so he decided to join the campfire during queue (drawing this during my queue on Springtrap btw)

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Why Fazbear entertainment do that to SOTM moon