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Costume. Chitons.

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new friend: so do you like video games?

me, who has only ever played pokemon games and perhaps dabbled in mario once upon a time: yeah!

friend: nice! don;t you hate it when the fps dcl buffers too long and your team comp falls below the golden ratio which nerfs your loot boxes until season 3 :/ the last time i had to carry my team with a dps who had such a big hitbox even the npcs could rush me oh and also there were two tanks camping on the spawn point

me:

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Trixie: “Hi Vanjie!”

Miss Vanjie: “Miss thing- I live for that video bitch!” *lifts up Aja’s dress*

Aja: “Stop looking at my pussy, bitch!”

My fav thing that I saw at drag con

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That time I played Never Have I Ever with Party Gays

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i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

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Season 9, except only Farrah crying

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It’s real slide hours y'all

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how’s everybody doing

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Harder, Lucas Zarebinski

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“Human, I see you are trapped in my butt warming machine.”

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HIGH SCHOOLERS ‼️‼️ COMMUNITY COLLEGE IS OKAY!!

Please don’t ever let anyone shame you for attending.

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When scientists try to flirt.

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i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

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When you’re going to the movies and you have to sneak all of your snacks in your asshole and your friend asks for a bottle of water:

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i’m screaming