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Kai'sa:[Goes live on Instagram]

Kai'sa, to the camera: Can you guys watch these kids while I go get laid?

Kai'sa:[Leaves]

Evelynn, Akali, and Ahri:[Sitting on the couch during the Insta live]

Sona, commenting on Insta live: Feet off the table, Ahri.

Irelia, commenting on Insta live: Akali, stop picking your scab.

Taliyah, commenting on Insta live: Evelynn, stop bothering Ahri.

Kassadin, commenting on Insta live: ARE YOU WITH SIVIR?! YOU WITH THAT DAUGHTER THIEF?! PAPA DOESN'T APPROVE!

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Someone has probably already asked for this, but... Kai'sa X Irelia? Dancers ship? (Please?)

Headcannons

Kai'sa is big spoon. Irelia is small spoon.

Irelia admits that Kai'sa cooks better than Nai Nai. [Sorry Grandma Xan!]

Since dating Irelia, Kai'sa's dance style has improved in terms of posture, balance, and style. Irelia's style is more traditional but Kai'sa is always willing to learn new things.

Leggings, leggings, leggings for daaaaays.

Irelia use to call Kai'sa "Kai'sa-sama" out of nervousness. Akali teased her so much for it. It took a long time for Irelia to just call Kai'sa "Kai'sa-chan" to just plain Kai'sa.

Irelia is more flexible than Kai'sa.

The first to confess was Kai'sa. Followed with a very close second from Irelia in a blur of "Ilikeyoutookaisadonosamaohmygodireliashutupyoulookstupidohshitkaisacanstillhearmeaaaaahhhh"

Both are bottoms so...alright I guess they can switch off. But out of the two...I actually can't decide who is more of a bottom...

Irelia buys any kind of peach flavored treats for Kai'sa.

Kai'sa eats them. Then kindly asks Irelia to stop buying them because it started to accumulate and then some were forgotten and expired and Ahri got sick eating one because she can't read.

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Headcannons about Kai'Sa alone? Plantonic/romanitic

Alright folks, let's drink out "I love Kai'sa" juice. Here we go.

Headcannons

Kai'sa can do a side split, but struggles to do a forward split unless someone is pushing her [usually Ahri].

Kai'sa started "kid-proofing" every table/drawer/cabinet/etc corner because someone ALWAYS got hurt by them. By someone, I mean everyone. Yes, even Evelynn. These girls are reckless...

Kai'sa changes the car freshener for Evelynn and it's always peach scent. Evelynn doesn't complain because she's too lazy to change it herself.

Ahri [in fox form] ran into some bushes while chasing a squirrel and had burs all over her fur. Kai'sa spent hours brushing every single bur out.

Akali built herself a pillow fort for "alone time" to write raps. 10% of the fort building was Akali. 90% was Kai'sa because she was enjoying it and Akali honestly didn't care. It meant less work for her.

The first time Sivir saw Kai'sa when delivering pizza that fateful evening, she thought, "What a goddess!" Kai'sa's first thought of Sivir was "Why is she glaring at me?" [Sivir's resting bitch face looks like she's glaring]

Kai'sa still has a crush on Pharah from Overwatch even though she denies it. She also thinks Kassandra from Assassin's Creed is really hot. I think Kai'sa has a type.

Kai'sa is the only one that actually went to college for a short period of time. She left because she felt like it was getting her nowhere. Few months after dropping out, she landed herself in Hong Kong's So You Think You Can Dance [or whatever it was called].

If anyone hurts/harms Sivir, Kai'sa will personally have a "civil" conversation with you.

When the time comes, Kai'sa wants Sivir to propose. How she does it is up to Sivir, so it better be good Siv!

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Kai'sa, Evelynn, and Akali, inside a gated pen, surrounded by hundreds of foxes: WHICH ONE IS AHRI?!

Ahri, in human form, chilling outside the pen, staring at them: What the fuck are they doing in there?

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Akali: Whoever took my Naruto headband, I will personally make you suffer.

Sivir: You're wearing it.

Akali:...shit, guess I gotta make myself suffer.

XXX

Akali to Kai'sa: Don't make me spicy ramyun for a week, even if I beg.

Kai'sa:...okay.

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Kai'sa, trying to explain why she should be allowed a one hour break of just crying: But, guys, these tears moisturize my face.

Ahri: She has a point, her skin is very soft and supple.

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At first sight...

LOL Evelynn: Hussy.

LOL Ahri: Skank.

#mortalenemies4lyfe

At first sight...

K/DA Evelynn: Hussy.

K/DA Ahri: Skank.

#besties4lyfedokidokiuwu

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I'm sure one of her cars has this feature. Now she can have dinner dates with Akali on it.😊

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Evelynn: I killed a man.

Normal person reaction...

Kai'sa, on the phone: Yes, hello, 911? I would like to report a crime.

Best friend reaction...

Ahri: Just one? Bitch, you can do better than that.

Girlfriend reaction...

Akali: QUEEN 👏 QUEEN 👏 QUEEN 👏 NOW MURDER MY PUSSY NEXT, MAMA 😩👏😩👏

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The first time...

Evelynn: Darling, come in. Get comfortable.

Akali, looking around Evelynn's bedroom: Wow, you have quite a weapon collection.

Evelynn: You mean my sex toys?

Akali: These are your WHAT now?!

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Akali: Come on, you're eating a happy meal from McDonald's. Be happy!

Kai'sa:[Frowning as she munches on her fries]

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The girl you like:

Her best friends:

Her dad:

Her ex-family friend that still taunts her and her family:

Your father:

Your only friend:

You:

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Akali, failing a task: I tried...

Evelynn: I know, darling. You did your best. I'm proud of you.

Ahri, failing a task: I tried...

Evelynn: Try harder, bitch.

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Akali: Did you know Japanese people say "Moshi Moshi"? We say that because we believe kitsunes can't say some words correctly like "Moshi". It's our way of saying "I'm not a kitsune." Pretty interesting, right?

Ahri: Moshi Moshi bitch, I'm built different.

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Evelynn: This is serious. We need to practice stranger danger. I'll pretend to be the abductor in the car. You guys need to avoid being kidnapped. Got it?

Kai'Sa, Akali, and Ahri: Got it.

XXX

Evelynn, driving by: Hey, your girlfriend wants me to pick you up.

Akali: Nah, you're lying. She always picks me up herself.

Evelynn: Well, she sent me to do it. She got hurt.

Akali: No, thank you. Please go or I'll call the police.

Evelynn: I have spicy ramyun.

Akali:[Stops and considers it]

Evelynn: Babe, no. Keep walking.

XXX

Evelynn, driving by: Hey, Evelynn sent me to pick you up.

Ahri: I don't know you. Please leave me alone.

Evelynn: I have her credit card.

Ahri: Can I have it?

Evelynn: If you get in the car.

Ahri, entering the car: Okie!

XXX

Evelynn, driving by: Hey, Sivir asked me to pick you up.

Kai'Sa, jumping through the car window: OH THANK FUCK, KIDNAP ME PLEASE AND TAKE ME AWAY! GO, DRIVE, NOW!

XXX

After the social experiment is over...

Evelynn to Akali, Ahri, and Kai'Sa: You girls didn't even TRY.

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Evelynn: I want to suck your titties.

Akali: Can't you be more romantic?

Evelynn: I want to suckle thou harden nips resting on thou fleshy mounds with thy red lips.

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Kai'Sa is so fucking beautiful. I can't believe there are still people in the kda fandom that sleeps on her. Like, don't get me wrong, Evie, Ahri, and Akali are 👌👌 but Kai'Sa is just a hidden beauty and I don't regret making my poly fics Kai'Sa centric bc she deserves it all. And you guys know when this blog was active that Kai'Sa is my fav and dare I say I love her more than akalynn. Yep I said it. The truth. I'm sorry but her purple space buns was a cultural reset in my head and then her fucking SWOLL arms in the comeback lives rent free in my mind. Y'all don't understand the impact this woman has on me. Oh, and I am still waiting for her to shake it in my face. Bc that booty. Ok I'm done (not).

Anyhoo, have a happy holigay!