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When men say "ummm actually the age of consent is 16 in some places" they should get shot immediately
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Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.
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you sad little pervert
im happy big & sexually normal
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a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends
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i need to start killing ^_^ but i'm a nice girl so i won't
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come on gimme things to sort. i'm so fucking good at sorting come on lemme sort
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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you’re in her dms I’m at the lowest point of my life
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