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sam needs to stop being mean to smeagol hes just a lil guy . stop yelling at him

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*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

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My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

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when i was 6-8 years old, long before i understood more than basic genetics, i ran an unsanctioned isopod breeding project in my backyard. it brings me comfort to think the “special” isopods may still be in the yard of my childhood home

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it really sometimes feels like i'm asking the aspec community "do you guys like actually respect aromantics?" and the answer everytime without fail is just "yeah!! we love aroaces!!"

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that’s a whole man.

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she understood me tbh

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personally I don't think if you're a kid you should be using your real name on the internet. very easy for people to find out too much about you. instead you should spend years using a different made-up name that becomes part of your persona to an arguably even greater degree than your actual name and then when you grow up and find out you're trans you have a ready-made name to switch to even if it's probably like Leaf or something

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I think my dog is sick

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whoa this guy knows how to party

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