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Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us
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How it feels to be autistic and work customer service
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HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that
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if mario was trapped in a cave for generations he would gradually become pale and lose his eyes and start hunting for fish and centipedes by sonar but he wouldnt lose his overalls or hat
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exits wigan and the pey wet turns to ash in my mouth
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i will always, always, always be a big dreamer...!!!
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "the prophecy of the delta rune" 😳 you'll be sealin up all the dark fountains 💯
me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw the knight
my buddy susie pacing: ralsei's been liyng to us
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shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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