Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning
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I had no opinion on government dress codes before 24 hours ago, but my mind has been changed by the sheer magnitude of raw fury that has been unleashed among the professional conservative class in response to the ruling that Sen. Fetterman is allowed to wear shorts and a hoodie on Capitol Hill. It has been driving them crazy. I have been negatively polarized into the belief that we should ban suits and jackets entirely
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cant tell you how many times ive thought of a song name and the living pool toy has already used it
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sometimes a story is about gay sex because there is no gay sex. sometimes a story revolves around the gay sex that is not happening
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the ancient and noble art of Hating must remain distinct from the dogmatism of the moral crusade. hating has no greater goal. it is not about engineering change or imposing one's will upon others. to hate is a complete act in and of itself
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they should give every weird gay person with a niche media interest $1,000,000,000 and a production company
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if i lived in an apartment i would always be banging on the wall yelling “why are you doing this to me” to my neighbor for no reason
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John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013)
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#coquette #waifspo #lizzy grant #nymphette #fairycore #soft #divine feminine #lana is god #female manipulator #femcel #high femme #lily rose depp #it girl #anya taylor joy #dollette
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Really wish tumblr had a "people are appropriating and misusing elements of my faith and that is offensive" option for reporting posts...
CATHOLICISM 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 AN 👏 AESTHETIC 👏
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