keegansconstantcummies-blog

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inactive as of now

no more jokes. wont delete it but no more posts will be made

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keegan’s favorite dog

is a gorilla

he’s not very smart

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i wrote a poem

Keegan is a little bitch, a snitch, you say he’s cool? That’s rich. He gets high to try to not cry, but the time is nigh to die; the corpse to rot and dry; and yet he still will lie to himself. Put his depression on the shelf. Put his pain on a pedestal to reign in his emotion; to feign ignorance; the rain falls from above as I say my one true prayer:

“keegan gimme the dickpics”

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here’s a haiku

i really really hate keegan

he is just a little bitch

butt stuff is very good

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keegan can play the piano

i wish he would finger ME like that piano

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all aboard on the cunt train

WOO WOO

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA

YOU’VE WON A FREE TICKET KEEGAN

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tfw keegan makes a joke

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tfw keegan joins the VC

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4 3 2 1

keegan isnt a lot of fun

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System Rebooting

Please close all appliances before restart.

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Personal message to Keegan

y u such a dik boy

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this tumblr has its first sponsor!

this tumblr is brought to you by sprite.

mmm, tastes like semen. -sprite 2017

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what’s the difference

between keegan and a cow?

the cow isnt a filthy fucking canadian

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i would like to point out the people this account follows

i tried to follow people that would fit keegan’s interests

(it’s just a bunch of furry porn)

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watchmojo’s top ten things keegan will never get or have

remorse

a two liter of sprite

dignity

a gallon of sprite

the touch of a lover

five gallons of sprite

eternal life

a bathtub full of sprite

life meaning

just a fuckload of sprite

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c r a w l i n g  i n  m y  s k i n

k e e g a n ‘ s  w o u n d s  w o n t  s e e m  t o  h e a l

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What did the jew say to the muslim?

“Keegan is a cunt.”

the punchline is keegan’s existence