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I made a playlist for when I finally went into labor and I put Ocean Man on it as a kind of a Russian roulette (but also because I am a big Ween fan).

Guess what song was playing when I pushed this lad out?

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powerful spellcasters want to speak with YOU!

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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

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SHIIIDDDDD!!! ( . ) ( . )

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lame ass gadgetjob

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mood

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Every book on goodreads is 3.8 stars except for Sooo I Guess I Have to Run a Coffeeshop With This Lesbian Minotaur, which is 4.2 stars

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me: oh the newest version of ios has ai integration that will like summarize long text chains and stuff

ciro: cool let me try

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When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

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we are all sinners