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Wonderful things about people learning a new language:

 When they have no idea how to balance the formality of their word choices and the severity of their cursing, so it’s neutral at -

nvm I can’t explain it eloquently with words, I made a chart.

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do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt

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It gets a little bit easier once you realize you can accomplish things at your own pace and that’s okay

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You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

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science

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How Animals Eat Their Food

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Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didn’t want lost to the wind

Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?)

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Omg. I’m crying. 😂

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security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

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I’ve realized my Ideal Outfit is this:

button-ups, high-waisted jeans, and Docs. You literally can’t go wrong.

it’s perfect. you can dress it up or down. it’s flattering on any body type. it’s the perfect amount of androgynous, and it even has Femme and Masc variants:

Right now I’m wearing a botanical print blouse I thrifted off etsy and it’s from the 90s so it has shoulder pads sewn in. fuckin sweet is what it is

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me: *takes a long swig from a flask i was carrying in my purse* barkeep: ma'am no outside drinks are permitted me, hoarsely: this is flour

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this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

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Me @ myself

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Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?