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I have been hyperfixating on my phineas and ferb au life for like 8 days now. She has it all
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it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
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Everything you need in one spot
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Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice
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with every new update we get closer to 2006 MySpace
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Mind ya mf business
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Drawlloween “Poison” by Abigail Larson
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friends with benefits? what, like dental?
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my shoplifting haul
a grape: like 0.01 or something
TWO free samples: 0.00, but going back for a second one was definitely anti-capitalist
smiling at a cashier and getting a smile back: priceless :)
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*cries tears of rose water*
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