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"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

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they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

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massachusetts is not a real place

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but having doubts about your practice is totally normal and actually beneficial.

Questioning everything is intelligence.

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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

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A WITCH'S ANTI-HEX CREAMY LEMONADE

Isn’t it funny how certain ingredients seem to find you? There's just something about blackberries and lavender that just draw me in. This potion—I mean, lemonade—is my go-to when I need a little unhexing, a little clarity, and a lot of comfort. Think of it as a drinkable charm: simple, sweet, and full of protective magic.

INGREDIENTS

1 lemon

clarity and purification

Blackberries (As much as you'd like)

for protection, and to soothe

A sage leaf or two

good luck and protection

2 tbsp condensed milk (optional if you don't want it to be creamy)

comfort and sweetness

1/4 cup sugar

to sweeten sour intentions

1 1/2 cup water

The tiniest pinch of sea salt

protection and warding

Crushed ice

chilling volatile emotions

TIP!: Repurpose a sauce, jam jar, or something with a lid! Use to shake up on the go! 🌒✨

DIRECTIONS

Draw a protection sigil on the bottom of your jar—or tuck one beneath it on a slip of paper. Choose or create a sigil that speaks to you.

In the bottom of a jar, muddle sliced lemon and blackberries, along with sugar. Add in condensed milk, sea salt, and water. Add a sage leaf, seal and shake vigorously until combined. Add in crushed ice and serve!

Blessed be, and may your lemonade always be hex-free~

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You get used to painting with only one hand.

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i feel so completely directionless

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You were the healer—the last light of your party. But now your final ally dies in your arms, and there’s no one left to save. The enemy jeers, calling you useless. You look up, eyes hollow and black. The light is gone. The Void answers. You're no longer a cleric. You're something far worse.

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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all i need to do is write a story and then adapt that story into a comic and then adapt that comic into an animated show and then adapt the show into a feature length movie and do all of it with no studio or budget and then find the smallest opening in a cave and then crawl thru it and fossilize

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If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.