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Eren: I don’t know... Sir, what does the chef recommend?

Employee: This is a McDonalds.

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Eren: Why are you knocking on the fridge?

Helemys: Because there might be a salad dressing.

Eren:

Helemys:

Eren: ...oh my fucking god.

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Ra'uch: In my whole life I’ve only said “I love you” to two people and every cat I’ve ever met.

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Abby: I’m sick of everyone telling me I’m cute, from now on I will only feel one emotion to prove them wrong - and it’s anger.

Ra'uch: Last night you texted me a bunch of heart emojis.

Abby: Out of anger.

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Eren: It’s called cauliflower, Helly. It is not ghost broccoli.

Helemys: *staring blankly at the wall* I know what I saw.

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Nyx: You know that voice in your head that tells you what you’re doing is wrong?

Yuna: You mean the one that sounds like Abby?

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Yuna: I’ve got all this panic, but sadly no disco.

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Abby: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage you fool! I’ve been the same height since I was 12!

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Helemys: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like

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Yuna: Everyone, pay attention! I need to make an announcement and I only have a minute!

Nyx: What?

Helemys: Why?

Eren: Are you in a hurry?

Yuna: No, I was referring to your incredible short attention spans.

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Yuna: Go pick on someone your own size.

Abby: *drags out a chair* Now I’m your size.

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Illuminus, seeing Helemys trying to cook: You can cook?

Helemys: I made a cake once.

Eren: She did, it was very good.

Illuminus: Really?

Eren: Don’t make me lie twice.

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Abby: Yellow has to be one of the best colors. That I know of, at least.

Helemys: Yeah, I'm more a fan of like, sapphire green, I think it has a really nice texture and-

Abby: [grabs Helemys by the shirt collar and yanks her closer]

Abby, intensely: Yellow is the best color I've seen in my entire life, and no other colour will ever beat it!

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Abby: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Yuna: Did you just make that up?

Abby: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

Yuna:

Abby: A really long fortune cookie.

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Yuna: I never know what to say on funerals...

Abby: Just say “sorry for your loss”, then move on.

[later at a funeral]

Yuna: I’m sorry for your loss, move on.

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Yuna: I like your shirt

Illuminus: Thanks, it was 50% off

Yuna: I’d like it 100% off

Illuminus: The store can’t just give out free stuff.

Yuna: That’s not what I-

Illuminus: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Yuna.

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When you come out of the storm, you won't be the same person who walked in. That's what this storm's all about.

— Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore