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microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now

#something very JC coded about it#<< microsoft outlook today microsoft excel tomorrow#their flirting is going to be off the spreadsheet
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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.
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I completely flooded the back of house today and everyone failed to react like a human. The person who noticed tried to alert me by standing directly behind me, pointing at the floor, and going ‘water’. And when I turned and looked, all I could muster was ‘oh thats cool.’ Really calmly.
And then my manager darted for the mop bucket like CAN YOU TWO DO SOMETHJNG PLEASE STOP JUST WATCHING IT
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we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women
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i dont hate you guys i swear i just have really shitty memory
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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Peter Fox at Getty Images how do you sleep at night?
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Francesca Michielin, italian singer and current contestant on Sanremo, features Fernando Alonso driving her around in her new music video.
Basically she breaks up with her boyfriend and the first thing that she does is call Fernando to drive her away.
Honestly? I get it.
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tbh i think ive always felt like i should like lewis since he’s a poc. (im a poc). and of course i rate him highly and all that but i don’t really care abt him. but i feel like i should. ive only realised this recently and im trying to let go of that mindset. he actually really annoys me for no particular reason. and well i don’t need a reason to be annoyed at him. cuz this is sport and i can like or dislike anyone. something to think abt
funnily enough you're not the first person to say something like this to me. i do totally get the instinct and the feeling that you ought to like/care about him because it feels like there is an automatic connection because of race in a very white world (f1 and it's fanbases and fandoms are very white and very western imo), and i have definitely done this with other black people irl, but i also really dislike the idea that black people are a monolith, and that because we share racial qualities (this is worded badly but i don't know how to say it in english) that we must be alike or we must support each other. sometimes other black people are just annoying, and life is way too short to support a driver you don't actually like just because you feel you should. i think f1, and life in general, is more enjoyable when you're engaging with the parts you actually like, rather than the parts you feel you ought to like.
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do you wanna play outside after work? we could commit arson and look at the moon. Lmk
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