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Tagteam but with chronically ill librarian Ao3 who is completely ignorant to Tumblr pining after them.
Tagteam but with tumblr thinking Ao3 is completely innocent but then finds out about… well you can use your imagination
Tagteam but with Ao3 and Tumblr being Genderfluid and Agender respectively
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let's tell mama about my first day at school
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Pool Above Ground

Concrete paver and rectangular above-ground pool in a minimalist backyard image
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only 7% of like a 250000 person poll call these things

otter pops. And that 7% is fucking right.
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Be like a sheashells
Beautiful and unique...🐚
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We've officially hit August, aka the dog days of summer. In this area, August is always a scorcher, though the past few days have been unusually nice. It's still hot in the dolliverse, though! Karen is enjoying relaxing in the pool to stay cool. :D
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Teach your children how to deal with emotions in a constructive way. I wish I had done this with my children.
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Corporate media does not cover stories that PBS will. It's that simple.
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Why nobody talked about this Malec kiss? It’s kind, tender, soft, vulnerable, cute, head over heel… Damn I’m out of words 🥹🥹🥹
My image every time I watch this scene is totally like a gorilla for screaming crying giggling kicking my feet 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 And every time it feels like the first time ✨
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i fucking LOVE LIFE !!!! YOU WANNA KNOW WHY???? IM ALIVE AT THE SAME TIME AS AO3 EXISTS!! THERES NEVER BEEN A BETTER AGE EVER !!!!! AND IM LIVING NOW AAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either
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