I’m back 4 years later and this is so bad- why the fuck was I shipping 300 year old colonizers with one another and calling them smol bean like ew what
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I need some spice rn
everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)
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Woah I haven’t been here in a bit
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Reblog if you’re the gay cousin
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Lafayette: One time Thomas Jefferson was staring me down for putting mac and cheese on my baguette
Lafayette: I told him staring was rude and I’d eat anything on a baguette, including his small child.
Hamilton: You are everything I aspire to be
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Me:*has huge assignments due, finals coming up, countless chores to do*
Me: ITS CHRISTMAS BITCH
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An actual conversation I’ve had.
My dad: Who is your favorite person in The chilling adventures of Sabrina?
Me: Ummm.... Probably Ambrose and Susie
My dad: So the gay ones?
Me: kinda yeah
My dad: oh my god your gay
Me: No I’m not?!
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Guys! I did it!
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Oof
Connor: “Hey Hank can I borrow your tablet, I need to look something up.”
Hank: “Your fancy computer brain can’t do it?”
Connor: “Oh I have my connectivity shut down for safety at the moment, there’s a computer virus going through Jericho…”
Hank: “Fuck is that bad?”
Connor: “Well… sigh… It’s memes… they discovered memes…”
Hank: “Holy shit…”
Connor: “Do you have any idea how fast androids can spam!?”
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I want to sleep and I’m tired but t the same time I want to stay up because I’m wide awake. When I’m awake I’m falling asleep and when I’m trying to sleep I’m wide awake!
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Fly River turtles are a blessing and I love them all.
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AAAAAHHHHHHH MY BRAIN
You never stop clapping the time between claps just gets longer
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If you live in an apartment, at any given moment there may be naked people doing weird stuff within a few yards of you.
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Follow us @anxietyproblem
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