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what if you were a paleontologist and you spent FOUR YEARS working on a BRONTOSAURUS and just when you think you’re gonna get a MILLION DOLLAR grant and GET MARRIED a random woman at a golf course dents your CAR and lures you to CONNECTICUT to help with her new pet LEOPARD named BABY and you wind up NAKED in her FRILLY ROBE and her dog steals your DINOSAUR BONE and you have to run through the COUNTRYSIDE chasing a LEOPARD AND A DOG in the DARK and you don’t know there’s a second WILD LEOPARD from the CIRCUS and then you go to JAIL and she pretends to be a GANGSTER and successfully ESCAPES OUT A WINDOW and your FIANCÉE comes to bail you out but the cops think your name is MR. BONE and your new girlfriend drags the KILLER LEOPARD into the jail on a LEASH and then you get DUMPED and get the MILLION DOLLARS and confess you LOVE the CRAZY GIRL all in the last five minutes? and then she KNOCKS OVER your BRONTOSAURUS.

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shalom harlow, 2004, shot by patrick demarchelier

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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

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I wrote it

Considering a Mickey 17 AU for AFTG. By which i mean Jean gets killed by Riko every day and they print a new one every night and Kevin loves every version of him even though it isn't allowed.

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baby cats very cute

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Boss replaced our dining table in the staff kitchen with a sculpture so everyone has started eating lunch picnic style in the registrars' (my) office instead and doing the NYTimes crossword shouted out across the desks

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he's got it throbbing his name in morse code

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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Lara Stone by Paolo Roversi

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Aleksandra Waliszewska (Polish, b. 1976, Warsaw, Poland) - Bat, 2019, Painting

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”