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bicameral visuals..

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They should install public grappling hook points

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just me and my shit yaoi from a thing thats bad

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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

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it’s called a “happy” trail for a reason… i see a man’s happy trail and i start jumping up and down in excitement saying “yay” “yippee” “this is the best day ever” “woohoo” and other things in that vein… u would too if u had any soul

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Diego Luna & Gael García Bernal as Tenoch Inurbide & Julio Zapata Y TU MAMÁ TAMBIÉN (2001) —dir. Alfonso Cuarón

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what if you were a paleontologist and you spent FOUR YEARS working on a BRONTOSAURUS and just when you think you’re gonna get a MILLION DOLLAR grant and GET MARRIED a random woman at a golf course dents your CAR and lures you to CONNECTICUT to help with her new pet LEOPARD named BABY and you wind up NAKED in her FRILLY ROBE and her dog steals your DINOSAUR BONE and you have to run through the COUNTRYSIDE chasing a LEOPARD AND A DOG in the DARK and you don’t know there’s a second WILD LEOPARD from the CIRCUS and then you go to JAIL and she pretends to be a GANGSTER and successfully ESCAPES OUT A WINDOW and your FIANCÉE comes to bail you out but the cops think your name is MR. BONE and your new girlfriend drags the KILLER LEOPARD into the jail on a LEASH and then you get DUMPED and get the MILLION DOLLARS and confess you LOVE the CRAZY GIRL all in the last five minutes? and then she KNOCKS OVER your BRONTOSAURUS.

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shalom harlow, 2004, shot by patrick demarchelier

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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me