keirawantstocry
keirawantstocry
#1 jeil jortsten lover
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all for the game has consumed my entire soul and being
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keirawantstocry · 4 hours ago
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Neil through Wymack’s POV must have been insane.
Listen Wymack is used to problematic kids, kids who argue and refuse to be helped and fight you every step of the way. But Neil isn’t that. As far as Wymack knows anyway.
Neil is just a kid with heavy handed parents. Neil is just a kid on his own. Neil is just a kid who flinches when Wymack calls him an idiot a bit too loudly.
But he’s the kid that says “Yes Coach” and looks like Wymack put stars on the sky just for him any time he does smth mildly kind. and Neil is the kid that got drugged and assaulted and still the next morning chose to hitchhike back from Columbia, because he didn’t wanna annoy Coach on a weekend, and doesn’t seem at all affected.
He’s troubled, sure, but not like so many of the foxes are where they fight Wymack tooth and nail constantly. Neil isnt feisty. Except he is.
Because suddenly this is the kid that speaks German and told nobody. This is only person Andrew listens to?
And suddenly he’s calling Riko Moriyama a fucking piece of shit to his face, and suddenly he’s spending two weeks in The Nest without warning anyone and he survives it, and suddenly his hair and eyes were all a lie? and now Riko marked him for the perfect court??
And somehow surviving The Ravens just makes Neil talk more shit, now publicly and repeatedly, about Riko?! and suddenly he is SO feisty he is the person Kevin looks up to?? and suddenly he gets kidnapped and oh my fucking god he’s the son of a SERIAL KILLER CALED THE BUTCHER???? WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS KID
Wymack gave no fucks about Andreil happening bc he was too busy trying to understand who the fuck he recruited and how severely he underestimated Neil
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keirawantstocry · 10 hours ago
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hi i see u like my beautiful plushie elephant ^_^ i need u to know that when i went to buy a microwave plushie i sat there in front of a whole shelf of beautiful plushies, unable to decide which to pick, and then randomly noticed Him at the back of the shelf, behind others, and now i have the ugliest one of the plushies <33 he was the only one with plastic eyes (all others had just embroidered ones) and has the weirdest eyelids ever seen on a plushie. i lob him lots and lots do u want to see more pictures of him face?
((sorry, they call me the normalest the way im normal about everything always, feel free to ignore me))
id love more and also thats incredible sounds like a story id have
story back for you i took 3 minutes trying to find what you meant. i thought it was a ref or something and i didnt remember the tag perfectly so i scrolled ur blog till i found the text post, clicked the tag and had it searched up. over complicated finding things my beloved
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keirawantstocry · 11 hours ago
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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard
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keirawantstocry · 11 hours ago
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Started talking to my partner in haiku and they straight up did not notice at all for like 7-8 haikus. "I thought you were just being choosy with your words today, like okay Jules is in a deliberate mood now I guess"
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keirawantstocry · 11 hours ago
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lets All lock in starting Right Now
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keirawantstocry · 11 hours ago
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i want u so bad im gonna put you in my basemeng
im pregnant and its elephant
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keirawantstocry · 11 hours ago
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i want u so bad im gonna jump off a bridge
im pregnant and its elephant
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keirawantstocry · 12 hours ago
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you should draw tiny neil and tiny andrew on big kevin's shoulders for your tiny collection. like an angel and devil? except they're both whispering the vilest, meanest things in the world
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he's this close to flinging them off his shoulders
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keirawantstocry · 12 hours ago
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gurllll get a grip
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keirawantstocry · 12 hours ago
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Can u guys tell I'm a fan of vidrissaponem ... be honest...
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keirawantstocry · 15 hours ago
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do not let anybody convince you that the world was built for two. do not ever ever buy into the idea that once you’re married or once you’re in a committed and long term relationship with somebody, that’s all you need to get by in life. do not let anyone convince you that you’re supposed to go at it alone either. do not let anybody make you believe that you’re better off alone. it’s no way to live. the world was built for communities full of love and compassion and the desire to extend oneself for the wellbeing of another. it is in your best interest and humanity’s best interest to learn how to be in communities again. do not let them take away from you what makes life transcendental and special.
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keirawantstocry · 15 hours ago
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Buff Rumi and da girlzzz lol
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keirawantstocry · 15 hours ago
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them 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
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keirawantstocry · 15 hours ago
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Polytrix is so amazing because I have literally never seen a polyamorous ship that's this popular before. Especially one that's only women. As a polyamorous lesbian I am thriving right now
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keirawantstocry · 15 hours ago
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keirawantstocry · 16 hours ago
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Sir Elton John has admitted to having sex with a Russian spy on a hotel roof during a trip to the Soviet Union.
The 66-year-old singer believes that the KGB spy was planted in his entourage by the country's secret police at the height of the Cold War to follow his every move.
He says that after discovering that the man was a mole who worked for the Russian security agency, he slept with him to compromise him.
"I went to Russia in 1979 and I knew we were being watched all the time," John told the Observer.
"I had an interpreter that they'd clearly set up. I ended up having sex with him on the hotel roof."
John became the first Western popstar to perform behind the Iron Curtain when he took to the stage in St Petersburg, formerly Leningrad, in 1979.
In 1985, The Rocket man released Nikita, a song about a westerner who falls for a Berlin border guard. The track, which featured George Michael, was a worldwide hit.
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keirawantstocry · 16 hours ago
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so maybe the gay mafia sports book changed my life. so what.
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