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hello my keisung kiddies, it’s so nice to see you again. I hope this week has treated you all well. anyways lets get right into it, so last week we asked, ‘did the hipsters have it coming?’ in regards to trashing the fame chasers and fucking over the artists. keisung voted and the overwhelming response is YES, fuck the hipsters! glad to see you’re all on my page. with how they walk around like they own the place and act like they don’t exclusively serve shitty burned coffee, it’s definitely time for some change. whoever’s bringing it, keep it coming.

you spoke with your votes and kept the hipsters as the villains in this story to my delight. it’s going to be entertaining to see how things unfold to say the least... but until then it’s another week and we have another question for you. lately it  looks like our favourite jock RYOSUKE has been cozying up to a certain professor... do I sense trouble in paradise? I thought they were meant to be but it looks like the jock just can’t keep his dick in his pants around ex rebels. so this week the question we pose to you is, ‘are ryosuke and yongjoon going to last over summer break?' can’t wait for your response, as usual click here for the poll, vote to your hearts content, and we’ll see you next week with the results~

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back again are we? seven more days have flown by and as promised we’re back with the poll results. the question we put out to you last week was, ‘which new face do you wanna get in bed with?’ and to that the student body more than came through with their very vocal opinions so lets dive right in. coming in first place as the most thirsted after new face at keisung is our very own head of security JUNHO, no surprise there have you seen that ass! following him is professor TAEWOON, and coming in third is ravishing school nurse NOELLE. 

I’m sure by now you’ve heard all about the shit storm that is the hipster cafe and subsequent events. retaliation against the fame chaser and what have you. so what we want to know is, ‘did the hipsters have it coming?’ I mean with the way their leader JIHO walks around like he owns the place it was only a matter of time. anyways, click here to share your opinion and with that we’ll see you next week with the results~

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welcome back children, this week must’ve felt extra long while laying in wait for the poll results, hm? well good news, the polls are closed, the votes are counted, and we have our results! I know you’re dying in anticipation so we’ll get straight to the point. under the cut you’ll find all of our winners plus runners up for each category. I think some of you will be pleased with your titles while others perhaps not as much. some of these were a no brainer but some... lets just say they still have me scratching my head.

anyways onto bigger and better things! all the new faces around keisung are my inspiration for this week and the question we pose to you is, ‘which new face do you wanna get in bed with?’ oh please, don’t act like you haven’t been thirsting over some of the newbies like the rest of us. is it perhaps the feisty new leaders or maybe one of the new staff recruits that gets you going. either way, click here to let us know your desires. have fun voting and I’ll see you next week with the results. 

Class Clown - yohan (runner up: taejoon)

Teachers Pet - daewon (runner up: c)

Party Animal - sora (runner up: jaesuk)

Best Couple - rue + jie (runner up: daewon + victoria)

Best Dressed - tristan (runner up: victoria)  

Best Brotp - japanese squad (runner up: tristan + daewon + hyuksoo)

Best person to be stranded on a deserted island with - junho (runner up: daewon)

Best Hair - soojung (runner up: aeri)

Best Smile - jie (runner up: jaekyung)

Best Sense of Humor - jaehyun (runner up: jaesuk) 

Best Shoulder to Cry On - jaehyun (runner up: yongjoon)

Biggest Flirt - jaesuk (runner up: seungho)

Biggest Hot Mess - kwangshik (runner up: jaehyun)

Biggest Asshole - yongjoon (runner(s) up: chanwoo & hyuksoo)

Biggest life of the party - kris & jaesuk (runner up: suki)

Biggest Gossip - yeonhee (runner up: nari & soojung)

Biggest Drama Queen - suki (runner up: c) 

Most Accident Prone - hui (runner(s) up: jie & c)

Most likely to achieve world domination - hyuksoo & soojung & mykie (runner up: chanwoo)

Most Oblivious - yuna (runner up: c)

Most likely to fall off the face of the earth - jinsun (runner up: hyungseok)

Most likely to die alone - hyuksoo (runner up: victoria)

Most likely to go out in a blaze of glory - yohan (runner up: kwangshik)

Most likely to be an undercover cop - rue (runner up: hyungseok)

Most likely to sacrifice themselves for someone else - keito (runner up: ryosuke)

Most likely to be late to their own wedding - nari (runner up: jesse)

Most likely to join a band - jaehyun (runner up: rue)

Most likely to get arrested - yongjoon (runner up: taejoon)

Most likely to star in their own reality show - suki (runner up: jaesuk)

Nicest Dick - jaesuk & yongjoon & seungho (runner up: jian)

Nicest Tits - ara (runner up: sora)

Nicest Ass - ryosuke (runner up: yongjoon)

Most likely to marry a dog - c (runner(s) up: taejoon & hyuksoo)

Most likely to marry a cat - jinsun (runner up: yongjoon)

Favourite staff - jesse (runner up: ara)

Favourite student - cheolwon (runner up: jaehyun)

so how do you think we fared hm? do you agree, disagree, have a bone to pick with what everyone thinks of you? let us know by replying down below!

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better baby boy jaehyun or ryosuke?

well, from what i’ve heard, JUNG JAEHYUN, SUK’S baby boy (or ex baby boy maybe? he seems to have moved on to older company anyway), is nearly as vanilla as it can come. i mean, maybe if you walk past his room you can hear the sweet, sweet sounds of love making. or just point blank moaning like a bitch in heat to whoever’s stopped by his room that day. but it seems like RYOSUKE one upped him a long time ago in the baby boy department. maybe we should let YONGJOON answer that one though. care to comment, babe? i mean, rumour has it that baby boy RYOSUKE and daddy YONGJOON fucked in the head of disciplines office, after all. so we’ll wait and see who wins the competition, and tell you later.

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hello kiddies, back again are we? well you’re in luck because it’s that time again. last week we asked, ‘which keisung staff member is the best in bed?’ and the results are in. with your lust doing the voting our first place ranking is a tie between professor SEUNGHO and head of discipline ARA. librarian JESSE comes in second, no surprise with what I hear goes on in the library after hours. and last but definitely not least is guidance counselor JIAN, guess you just don’t have the same sex appeal that you used to, princess.

since the school year’s come to a close as a way to thank all of our loyal readers we have a surprise in store. as a special end of the year treat we decided since keisung is too cheap to put out an actual yearbook lets make memories of our own. that’s right it’s time to get cheesy and crown your peers with the titles they deserve. best hair, best smile, most likely to die alone, all the essentials of course. this is your chance to tell your classmates what you really think about them one last time before you leave this shit hole for the summer. so get in your last word while you can babes. under the cut are all the categories are so vote your little hearts out and as always i’ll see you next time with the result~

rules: do not vote for your own character; if we find out you have you will be given a warning. you are only allowed to vote once on each poll, so choose wisely, though you are allowed multiple votes on each poll, so keep that in mind. and finally, we will be doing our best to give each mun one category each regardless on the results on a poll to make it fair, but there is also still a possibility your character may get 2 or even 3 categories to themselves as well, depending on how this turns out.

edit: an error was made on the lineup. the second daewon is supposed to be daesung, i apologise for messing up but i can’t edit the polls without messing up votes now

Class Clown

Teachers Pet

Party Animal

Best Couple

Best Dressed

Best Brotp

Best person to be stranded on a deserted island with

Best Hair

Best Smile

Best Sense of Humor

Best Shoulder to cry on

Biggest Flirt

Biggest Hot Mess

Biggest Asshole

Biggest life of the party

Biggest Gossip

Biggest Drama Queen

Most Accident Prone

Most likely to achieve world domination

Most Oblivious

Most Likely to fall off the face of the earth

Most likely to die alone

Most likely to go out in a blaze of glory

Most likely to be an undercover cop

Most likely to sacrifice themselves for someone else

Most likely to be late to their own wedding

Most likely to join a band

Most likely to get arrested

Most likely to star in their own reality show

Nicest Dick

Nicest Tits

Nicest Ass

Most likely to marry a dog

Most likely to marry a cat

Favourite staff

Favourite student

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hello hello, missed me didn’t you? I know you’ve been dying of anticipation but wait no more because it’s that time of the week again my friends, the poll is closed and the results are in. last week we asked, ‘who would win in a fight, jaesuk or sunhee?’ in no surprise taking the first place crown is artist JAESUK, which leaves misfit SUNHEE trailing behind with only a sad pity vote or two, oops. lets be real, did anyone really think little jackson could take the artist leader, olympist or not? I mean all you have to do is look at her funny and she’ll burst into tears for crying out loud.

so since your latest little honesty hour was riddled with unadulterated inklings of what horny little fucks the lot of you are, especially when it comes to the staff around here, I decided why not just continue to ride that wave. the question we’ll pose to you this week is, ‘which keisung staff member is the best in bed?’ speaking from experience or not, share with me what gets you going. is it seungho seducing you in french or perhaps jian glaring at you from across the room. either way, click here for the poll and I’ll see you in a week~ 

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so my little devils, angels, wannabes and shits alike, who’s up for a little game of dares? simply hit the little like button, and you’ll have a dare coming your way sometime today, and remember, don’t like and don’t do it, then we won’t be happy. and well, you’ll have a bad reputation on here for the rest of your miserable little keisung lives.

ooc: the game of dares will include any kind of dare being sent into your ask box, and you can tell people, but it’s advised you do not. a lot of these can be done in thread form or text as well, and some might be worse than others-- and yes, this is a way for us to start up drama, especially clique drama if i can think of enough things. we want to cliques to become more prominent again, and we can take this as a little.. prologue to our drawn out event i’ll be starting soon!

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can seok and jin fuck already

well aren’t you blunt about your opinion. but sorry ‘nonnie, i’m pretty sure we’re more likely to see JIN getting his brains fucked out by PROFESSOR PARK first. but then again, who isn’t PROFESSOR PARK trying to fuck at this point? so who knows, maybe they’ll pull HYUNGSEOKIE into it too, but i’m sure it’ll be interesting either way. i mean, has it not been a while since SEOK’S gotten some action? must be feeling needing.

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likeliest couple to break up?

should i say what we’re all thinking here? SOOJUNG and HYUKSOO, because the snake here will never get over being his whiny little self that his ex and rebel brat got together. how many times has the guy gone after YONGJOON now? well, just count the amount of times he’s been sent to the hospital. but he keeps this up, and i can’t see them lasting even a week when SOOJ get’s back– if she actually comes back that is, or even wants to.

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we all know ryosuke's troy bolton but who should play the other characters

I love playing casting director, props to you for getting on my good side anon. I’m sure everyone’s seen this disney cheese fest at least once but if you’ve been living under a rock just ask our jock leader I’m sure he’ll let you borrow his copy. once you’re all caught up, click under the cut for my brilliant castings.

high school musical

troy bolton: jock RYOSUKE

gabriella montez: rebel YONGJOON ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sharpay evans: definitely fame chaser SUKI, although rebel DARA and her dramatics take a close second

ryan evans: fame chaser CHEOLWON

chad danforth: guidance counselor JIAN because he’s always telling everyone to get their head back into the game studying

taylormckessie: misfit MIRAE

zeke baylor: artist JAESUK, resident baking boy

kelsi nielsen: quiet artist YUNA

ms. darbus: this one goes to our eccentric but filled with nothing but love for her students professor, YEONHEE

so what do you think of my casting my lovelies? agree, disagree, what would you change, let me know in the replies.

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so how's the snakeface brainiac doing?

snake face brainiac? do you know how many faces come to mind when you say that? you’ll have to be a little mores specific considering I don’t know a single brainiac who isn’t a back stabbing snake. but since I’m in a giving mood today I’m going to take a wild guess and assume you’re talking about our favourite unhinged trouble maker HYUKSOO? all I’ll say is that HYUKSOO baby you better thank your lucky stars that YONGJOON’S ass kicking only put you in the hospital because the next time you cross paths with that psycho it’ll be the morgue. 

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anyone else think jie's niceness is just a cover for some crazy shit? no it's just me? oh well

oh believe me it’s definitely not just you my anon friend, I’ve thought long and hard about this question many times before. it’s always perplexed me how someone so seemingly sweet ended up at keisung but with all the exposed posts and rumors flying around recently it’s all begun to make sense. this little sociopath has everyone wrapped around his finger, I’m surprised he’s managed to keep up this facade for so long but not anymore. nice try JIE 💖

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ryosuke is naive to think his boyfriend isn't cheating on him

as much as I love dragging our favourite keisung power couple through the mud you’re naive to think that RYOSUKE and YONGJOON still give a shit. I mean are you really still on the JAEHYUN and YONGJOON train, please. come back when you have some real gossip worth my time sweet cheeks. 

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kinkiest from each clique?

kinky? now you’re talking my language. if you think you’ve got any privacy around here, think again. there’s nothing that goes on that I don’t catch on to, behind closed doors or not. I mean, when everyone around here is such an easy fuck words gets around pretty quick trust me. anyways, click under the cut to see if you made the list~ 

rebel: starting off this list right we have the queen of kinks, rebel DARA. all I’ll say is she has a big black box of toys under her bed. if you need any more proof than that I’m sure she’d be more than happy to demonstrate for you. 

misfit: ah good old JAEHYUN. we all know how prone he is in trying to bury his sadness in sex. I’m sure that entails all sorts of kinks, isn’t that right baby boy? just ask his new artist booty call if you need clarification. 

stoner: cutie little leader SIYU takes the cake for his clique. all I do is wanna pinch his cheeks but he must have a freaky streak behind that fairy face, the cute ones always do.

hipster: KAKERU is courting our little fuck bunny so he must be a freak too, no doubt about it.

fame chaser: KEITO, he’s dating AERI, need I say more?

artist: now you might be expecting this clique’s leader to top this list but instead I think this honor goes to HYUNGSEOK, they don’t call him daddy for no reason.

brainiac: AERI, definitely AERI. this list wouldn’t be complete without probably the kinkiest student at keisung and KEITO’S partner in crime, now would it? didn’t think so~

jock: RYOSUKE, hands down. this one doesn’t even need an explanation does it?

inferior: I find this clique to be rather vanilla even on a good day but freshman dancer babe HUI has caught my eye recently. with the way he body rolls for the camera in his online videos I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s making other kinds of videos on the side too. 

and just for fun i’m going to peg librarian JESSE as the kinkiest member of the keisung staff. walls are thin around here, don’t think we can’t hear the after hours fun you procure in the library my friend.

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rebel without a cause r we dara?

actually on the contrary I’d argue that DARA is a rebel with a cause? I mean her adopted parents hate her very existence and probably regret picking her sad orphan ass up in the first place. what more cause does she need to wreak havoc with the rest of the rebels? I bet you regret not kissing mommys ass a little more now that you’ve ended up like your big brother KRIS, huh sweetie? don’t worry, we weren’t expecting much more from another chaiprasit anyways. 

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(regarding c's ask) apparently kris has a crush on her? (ew) and i heard she was also fucking her roomie

sounds to me like fame chaser KRIS has a thing for desperate bitches? first the brainless artist and now our slutty misfit? my my, there’s definitely more than meets the eye with this little play boy. and to think you almost had me fooled with that innocent act of yours, tsk tsk. 

as for my favourite slut of the week, SUNHEE, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was comforting her roommate HYUKSOO in ways RYOSUKE can’t anymore if you know what I mean. with how much trouble he’s landed himself in with the rebel leader I think some helpful hands are just what the doctor ordered. 

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okay is dara competing with her baby boy for bicycle?

keisung’s official bicycle, one of the more eloquent thoughts put forth by our gossip guest. honestly I can’t agree more with that sentiment, you might be right. on some nights rebel DARA’S dorm is like a drive-thru with the amount of hotties I see come and go under the cover of night. looks like this rebel might give you a run for your money, baby boy JAEHYUN~