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Lance’s mom sent me a list of gift ideas. I think they might just be what Mrs. McClain wants him to have.

“Vacuum.” “New dishwasher.” “Better formal wear for family weddings.” “A husband.”

Uh. Now I’m starting to think this is targeted.

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Tickets to an interpretive dance concert on Haxe’llth. Apparently it’s really bad and I just was a victim of advertising.

Pidge told me my gift for Lance was shit. She might have a point, because I’m horrible at gifts. But I thought it was funny. Anyways, do you guys have gift suggestions?

Don’t worry about Lance seeing this post. I’ve used a few hashtags Pidge told me that he’d blocked.

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Hitting the road again on diplomatic missions for the Blade. Not sure exactly why I’m doing this instead of Kolivan, but I guess none of us are exactly stellar with people. I think that’s why we rotate through the ambassador position— so we don’t enough time in it to cause an intergalactic incident.

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Mission

Is it July? Oh no

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Pidge told me my gift for Lance was shit. She might have a point, because I’m horrible at gifts. But I thought it was funny. Anyways, do you guys have gift suggestions?

Don’t worry about Lance seeing this post. I’ve used a few hashtags Pidge told me that he’d blocked.

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Don’t worry about it

Is it July? Oh no

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Is it July? Oh no

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Lance told an employee it was my birthday, so they gave him a paper crown. He shoved it on my head immediately and started loudly singing the birthday song. It’s not my birthday; he just wanted free food. Then, the employees joined in on the singing, which led to one person recognizing us as former Voltron paladins. We had to run out of there with our burgers before people started asking for signatures or posting our location. I like our fans, but we don’t have time for that today.

Also, the burger was dry and overcooked.

I do not like Burger King.

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I do not like Burger King.

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where'd the bubbles come from Keith ???

Lance put normal soap in the dishwasher on accident. The whole kitchen was flooded with bubbles. He’ll deny it was his fault but don’t believe him for a second

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Oh my god the house is full of bubbles

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Coran just called Lance and I only to say “Cowabunga!” and hang up. I think Allura and him have been reading Earth books to prepare for their visit. Clearly it’s going well

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Just cut it open, that’s what I do.

The way we were gone from Earth for 6 years and they still didn’t manage to make pringles cans that actually fit your hand

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Who lied to you

I am smooth like an eel

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Pidge updated Kolivan’s software to include an emoji keyboard, but he doesn’t know how to switch back to text. So now I keep getting messages about “🔪🪐❓” as he tries to request mission status updates. He’s really getting the hang of emojis.

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Do not

I have arrived safely at Lance’s house. Might not post as often while here. He said he planned a hike for me because he knows I like hiking. Kosmo is also excited.

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I have arrived safely at Lance’s house. Might not post as often while here. He said he planned a hike for me because he knows I like hiking. Kosmo is also excited.