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Told my catholic bf that I’ve always been frustrated by the whole god is Jesus’ father and also Jesus is god himself and they are both different and also the same and he deadass went “ ok so it’s kind of like Steven universe” and it was the worst thing he’s ever said to me

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So glad I was with my bf when this happened because I don’t know who the fuck else would have even understood what else was happening

I just met fucking vermin supreme outside my apartment

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I just met fucking vermin supreme outside my apartment

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me when I go out wearing an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear: oh my god everyone knows this is an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear I’m so embarrassed

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Dating my bf is very funny because neither of us particularly follows celebrities but I have like a normal level knowledge of famous people who exist and he knows like exclusively hip hop artists and rappers and classic rock musicians and basically no one else. We decided to start watching the masked singer and it’s not going well

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Not me realizing it was the last season of wwdits half way thru the series finale

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Bf finally saw it LETS GOOOOO

people were nottttt fuckin exaggerating about sinners

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people were nottttt fuckin exaggerating about sinners

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I hate rocket money ads on YouTube because “I didn’t realize I’ve been paying for this subscription for years” is the dumbest problem to have. Frankly if you have enough money that you don’t even notice you’re being charged for a subscription, you should just keep paying for it and give the log in to someone else. I can’t even begin to wrap my head around not knowing where the money in your account went

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Gonna be 30 in 3 days glad I’m not in any fandoms rn. It’s bad enough I still have a tumblr

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This weekend I went to a concert in nyc and I met a man and ended up hearing like his whole life story and he mentioned he used to work for tumblr. And I, a little tipsy, was like “whoa that’s crazy…. Wait…. Before or after yahoo”

And his face darkened as he realized what kind of person I am. He tells me, “after,” and he leans in, speaking low, and tells me he had a significant position at the company during the porn ban.

Then I accused a perfect stranger in public of stealing my nipples and killing a whole website

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Demon slayer is so close to being a good show but then tanjiro’s internal monologue comes back and it becomes the most grating thing I’ve ever seen

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I took my 5 year old niece with me to go thrift shopping on Saturday and the whole time she walked around picking stuff up and going “look what I found!! Isn’t it silly?” And I was like damn this baby already cracked into the joys of thrift shopping

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Niece is visiting for the weekend so I’ve now watched Wish for the first time and it’s like. Not good. But it’s like there was every possibility for it to be way better and they just didn’t do those obvious things

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Damn it’s really been 8 years since I had to feel this exact feeling

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Once again I missed a tumblr event bc I was out existing in the real world like some kind of idiot