Why can’t you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?
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I’m not like other girls!XD
I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.
Oh my god, i hate sluts!
Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird.
All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.
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How has she become one of those people who wears yoga pants all day? She used to make fun of those people. With their happiness maps and their gratitude journals and their bags made out of recycled tire treads. But now it seems possible that the truth about getting older is that there are fewer and fewer things to make fun of until finally there is nothing you are sure you will never be.
Jenny Offill, The Dept. of Speculation (via supcakes)
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It’s interesting, because if you look at this belief that women’s sexuality is more receptive — it’s more fluid, it’s triggered by external stimuli, that women have the capacity to be sort of aroused by anything and everything — it really just reinforces what we want to believe about women, which is that women are always sexually available people.
Why Straight Men Have Sex with Each Other (via babiesgettingrabies)
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People get scared when you try to do something, especially when it looks like you’re succeeding. People do not get scared when you’re failing. It calms them. That’s why the show Intervention is a hit and everyone loves “worrying about” Amanda Bynes. But when you’re winning, it makes them feel like they’re losing or, worse yet, that maybe they should’ve tried to do something too, but now it’s too late. And since they didn’t, they want to stop you. You can’t let them.
from “Mindy Kaling’s Guide to Killer Confidence”
This is the truest thing that has ever been true.
(via robinbenway)
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i pledge allegiance…to the BAND..of mr schneebly…and will not FIGHT HIM…for creative CONTROL…and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the BAND!!!!!!!!
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I mean, god, we all know it but you don’t have to tell him to his face!
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Let people know straight up what ur about
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the opening riff to mr brightside could literally raise me from the dead
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#TheApprentice of #myDick
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