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my scapegoat is eating your straw man

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MY PARENTS ARE TAKING ME TO DASHCON AS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT! AHHH

*loudly sings it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas*

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anerican choese

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“This Belle Epoque opal and diamond choker was made at the turn of the century, in 1900. Four incredible rows of glimmering, pastel-hued opals alternate with three rows of sparkling diamond-set flowers, each centered with a lustrous natural seed pearl. These are bordered at top and bottom by a row of pearls. The flowers are set in platinum, the opals in 18 karat yellow gold.”

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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

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it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now

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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

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“you’re good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential” I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES

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Doctor prescribed me 100mg of true love’s kiss

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Indira Varma in Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love (dir. Mira Nair - 1996).

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"why do you even know that" i thirst for knowledge as the arctic tern chases a perpetual summer

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FUCK YEAH COLUMBIA UNI STUDENTS!!!!!!

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i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

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tumblr is the best site bc it got baddies living like complete incels

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haha!!!!

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it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también