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they should invent a 2025 where good things happen

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.

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what does the revolution must not be televised mean?

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I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin

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if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

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Nice!

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i think star trek should write an in universe reason why some series don’t have swearing and some do. make it a universal translator glitch or something.

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earlier my friend said to me “somewhere out there, in an alternate universe, there’s an all female rock band called ‘king’” and I’m STILL recovering from that mental image and how gay it made me feel

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.