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*salmon arguing on the internet voice* good argument. unfortunately for you i have already depicted you as the virgin ocean stage salmon and me as the chad spawning salmon

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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

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I hope this email just barely grazes your cheek

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geen

To people who saw me post this on my other account. No you didn't.

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being a hater is good and fun and comes free with being a lover but it's also good to practice being an idgafer. sometimes things are just meant to bait you and/or not worth blowing up your whole day over. don't forget that.

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the first like 20-30 seconds of this tiktok are better than any tv show aired ever

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There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees

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Dunmeshi Episode 1

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YIPPEE

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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

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pig,,

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love this image bc what did the princess do to make the crowd shout and throw tomatoes at her. i know it wasnt nothing

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genuinely inconsolable I can't have one of these pompeii bread plushies fr.

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Get a print in the False Knees shop!