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halloween zolu for the soul <3

[ prints available here ! ]

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I like bike riding

It's oh so exciting

Much better than fighting

With all who come near me

Fanart I did for Sodikken’s Hansel (aka literally me). The paper got a little rugged because it’s not that great in quality, but other than that I think it turned out pretty cute.

ALSO, I headcanon Hansel’s “bike” as a unicycle because it’s something clowns use and also HE HAS NO HANDS. Do you get where I’m coming from??? The way it all fits??? It gives me way too much joy aaaaaaahhh

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Also a tiny little drawing about the siblings.

Give a smother to my brother when you see him, okay??

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WAAAUUUHHH SODIKKEN PIORRE ART REAL NOT FAKE!?

..also kitty version teehee

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Goolalaga by SODIKKEN

I completely forgot to post this art on here hopefully it gets at least 1 note since its fandom related and not oc...

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horseback archery -> several hundred years -> jerking off while driving

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NEW VIDEO IS OUT NOW!!!! WATCH IT !!! GRAAAHHH

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how do i NOT get porn bots to follow me 😭

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i love this game, too awesome:)

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AITA for not telling my girlfriend i saw the creator of the universe in my mirror?

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imagine my surprise when i log in this morning like, "todays the day i do it. im gonna post my ocs. on tumblr." and tumblr erases my pfp and banner immediately. anyway. my ocs.

i dont usually post ref sheets publicly because every other platform kinda sucks for it.

below cut is story info for these two.

this story is a big big wip. but i wanted to make a story about anxiety similar to mine, and ended up making a story about time traveling n shit, made it a lot more fun and appealing to me. not super committed to it, but this is my idea so far.

val is a chameleon with scopophobia and consequent agoraphobia. he realizes that he has time traveling powers, but they cost him energy. he uses these powers to go back or forward in time, obviously, to avoid or redo anxiety-inducing situations. over time he starts pushing the limits of this and gets a visit from the actual god of this universe [a giant dragon.] and It's like "what the fuck are you doing bro" ... that's all im posting so far since it gets a little weird and convoluted when i start talking about Afterlife Dragons.

his girlfriend is shelby. she's...eccentric? she likes attention, very loud and open and silly. but not one-dimensional. she got a lot lying under the surface. she also really likes dragons and snakes, and definitely wishes she were a dragon, instead of a really cute cat-like lizard. shes strong in her beliefs, and has a really big interest in both floriography(?) and philosophy.

asks are open, if any of my 2 followers are interested.

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poopy fart LOL :P

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Thermite Thursday pride lgbt

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THIS IS PERFECT

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GALA VA LOMKA!!!

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HOW TO DODGE TALENT SHOW DRAFT

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My wonderful thermite thermite thursdaying in the Grinch whoville movie outfit