kelseyboo14

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Flip your phone upside down

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When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

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Over 7 years ago...and that memory still fucks me up

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the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

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Thank God I'm single now and don't have a boyfriend who would always ruin my birthday 👌🏻

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11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

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When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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Why did you have to waste 3 years?

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don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I’m blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don’t take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i’m pregnant i’m the next virgin mary

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 Autumn Sale, Light Up Your Day!

Rainbow Projector 🌈

Fireworks Bulb 🎆

Stars Projector ✨

Book Lamp 📚

Moon Lamp 🌕

On Sale For Limited Time!

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Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

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