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Accompanying my little sister to a chappell roan concert with my dirty blonde hair in a messy bun. I sit in the front row, too entranced by my copy of 'dykes to watch out for' by alison bechdel to dance along to 'HOT TO GO!' At the end of the performance, a security guard taps my shoulder. Chappell has noticed my lack of enthusiasm and I've caught her interest. She invites me backstage....

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the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

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why is anthony bourdain always bullying those gay vampires. is this the interview

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i want eric bogosian so bad. to no one's surprise

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If it were possible to be a gaylor but for bruce springsteen that's what id be doing for sure but being a gaylor for bruce springsteen does not and cannot exist due to the fact that he is an openly bisexual man

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im just someones weird sister

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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

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They should do bruce springsteen night at the club and serve $3 strawberry daiquiris

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solitaire is a holy pastime because it celebrates the restoration of heavenly order from chaos and the purification of the soul through alchemical marriage. candy crush is a luciferian snare powered by perpetual motion, (i hunch even more deeply over my escritoire, sweat audibly splatting on the parchment) which one must also respect

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i, for one, am a hot knife

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more girl rivalries in fiction should end in them having sex with eachother

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Wish smoking wasn’t bad for you that seems like something we should have fixed by now

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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

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DEAN WINCHESTER understands the sunk cost fallacy!

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