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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

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waiting for the apartment owner to do a routine inspection

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walked away from my table and heard the woman say “her eyeliner is perfect”

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since i stan dad im alive and well

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the great north was cancelled we lost so bad

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hello.

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omgggggggg

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someone prank called the restaurant with “my name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my order..” and hung up. they called back and i said “do not sell marijuana to my husband”

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sinners was awesome.. ryan coogler went god mode

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have dinner plans with some friends, so that means in about 4 hours, someone’s gonna text and say “actually i can’t make it”

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starting the process of stretching my ears (a little!!) because i must have some control over something on my body or ill kill myself

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rupaul cameo in the disney channel original movie Zombies 3 as an alien mothership??

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just realized we’re never gonna get a live performance of what a feeling by one direction……

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told my niece “see ya tomorrow” and she said “but are you gonna wear makeup?” and i said “probably” and she said “good”

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just walked into my house to my candle still lit from last night

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walked into my sisters house and said “don’t look at how greasy my hair is” and my nephew said “you look how you always look”