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my workout

500 reps yanking your chain

500 reps pulling your leg

500 reps taking the piss

1000 reps winding you up

getting on your nerves until failure

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pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

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when I was a kid I read a sci-fi story where some researcher discovers that all crocodiles since prehistory have had the same congenital heart defect, so they set about curing it. when they do, suddenly their research specimen starts getting stronger and healthier and growing rapidly and developing new appendages, and it turns out all crocodilians were actually stunted sickly forms of dragons. that story really stuck with me because it's basically an expression of the "what if I went to the doctor and they discovered I was deficient in one special vitamin and then I took a pill and all my problems and ailments vanished immediately" fantasy.

unrelated, I started taking daily antihistamines this month for the first time in my life,

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Batman: Widening Gyre (2009) #1

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I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.

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What is your stance on the issues?

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sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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on their clit like morse code

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warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

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A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies

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jaskier sleeping peacefully in the tent while geralt fights for his fucking life like three feet away is one of the funniest things. this would've done numbers in 2020-2021 witcher fandom

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the best thing about Sirens of the Deep is that it will force people to canon blend finally, show fans are here for Joey Jaskier and Anya Yennefer, Game fans are here for Doug and even book fans will be seated because they are keeping the dynamic the same ( that clip was their dynamic in the early books, don't lie) and Essi Daven will make her first appearance an adaptation (seriously she didn't even have a Gwent card)

no more segregation between fans of the different canons, let's come together for this one

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My drawing for this year's name, plus a few of my favorite rejected names! Do I mourn the loss of a Cats the Musical-themed year? Of course, as I'm sure we all do. But that won't stop me from having a great Tummy Buddy Time.

And as a special treat, below we have my first attempt at trying to visualize "Tummy Buddy Time." Cause, you know, a McElroy-themed ouroboros makes about as much sense as anything else. Happy new year!

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Desperately wanna create an impoverished older millennial version of the incomprehensible chatter gen z is using…

The kids are currently saying “bussin” to indicate that something is extremely good (suggestive of exploding sexually or ‘busting’)

Might I instead suggest “frooging” (being financially responsible or ‘frugal’) as a mature equivalent

The kids say “bet” as an affirmative response, likely derived from the earlier “you better believe it” and then “you bet”

A mature substitution could be to instead say “invest” or simply “vest” which is what fiscally responsible adults do with their money

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nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out