i make a lot of posts to the tune of "you're allowed to be horny btw" because it's becoming increasingly clear that adults being sexual in (clearly marked and blockable!) spaces is being stamped out and made out to be evil both legislatively and in the moral zeitgeist, especially among younger folks. not even in the "wait to be a horny adult online when you're An Adult" way, just an ingrained puritanical outrage response to *anything* that isn't chaste wholesome perfect all-ages allowed. it's unnerving and scary.
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When your partner has a praise kink but you're Montessori trained so you know that praise is an ineffective way to encourage development and it's much more productive to acknowledge their effort so that they learn to effectively give themselves feedback so they can develop a healthy intrinsic motivation instead of deriving their self worth from labels put on them by other people .... "baby it's amazing how much you could last today compared to last week"
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Second sister
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{Quotes:Nitya prakash/Richard siken ,crush}
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it's all of them, your honor
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what i want: blow job
what i get: job that blows
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The porn bots have found my account and I fear I won't be able to quench their insatiable lust with my bug facts
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AI this AI that. i don鈥檛 care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel
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can we please take a break from the meeting. can we all take naps. and then can we come back and go into breakout rooms to share our notes. can the chairman please come and explain herself. I have Questions.
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morgwen study
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its so fucking funny how the normal workday is 9-5 so like
if you need anyone to do work at your house e.g. a plumber
oops the time they want to come in is also the time you're at work
there are a bunch of minor ways that society is designed around the assumption there will be someone at your house to answer the door at all times of the day
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