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wasteland, baby! by hozier playing from a somewhat distant, empty church or cathedral in the woodlands/forest
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Japanese Artist Depicts The Typical Life Of His Pet Hamster, And The Result Is Adorable
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would having six wings, thousands of eyes all over my body and a halo so bright it burns out the retinas of anyone who looks at it directly help me to make friends? no. would it enhance my job prospects? probably not. would it improve my quality of life significantly? that’s debatable. but it would make me very happy.
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Nothing wrong with being a dumbass and owning a small cottage
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Me, a humble draugr, quietly minding my own business in my barrow tomb, doing my daily chores (lighting the candles, taking the frostbite spider for a walk, making the large swinging axes swing in the corridor of large swinging axes), having a sleepover with the lads in the deathlord’s chamber
YOU, loud, alive, obnoxious, barging into our tomb eating an entire wheel of cheese, making a mess, plundering my life savings from my burial urn, setting fire to frosty (the frostbite spider), re-killing me and the lads, WAKING the deathlord
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*running down foggy street dodging monsters personified of my sins* aaaaa lol
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me on my way to step upon your face at 6:37am:

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being held??????? holding someone?????????!!??????? fuck
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