kennabeth
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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet
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when my brother and i were kids we got in trouble for using the term "dadding" to mean making a promise you have no intent to follow thru on which is a testament to this country's disdain for creative types
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when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.
#this post always confuses me bc who is backpacking on a two hour trail??#the difference between the two examples is an hour and a half??#im not a backpacker either but 8 miles is not backpacking 😭
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Woke veggie tales would have. Rhubarb's drag race. Is that anything
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I recently rediscovered this image and I wanted to share it with everyone because I find it very powerful
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the wicked strike of jubjub's past
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there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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@roostercrowned
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#my daycare kids like me until i start talking about taxes#my one niece is indifferent until i offer her food then she loves me#my other niece is too tiny to have opinions but she throws her arms in the air and laughs when she sees me
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the "fool" in fool's fate refers to fitz and his "ever after" and "I am content" I've decided to see on this hill
#fumbling the baddest bitch in the series and realizing too late youre never gonna get that 'happily' so you settle for 'content' is so#what if he had pressed it.. followed him anyway#what if he had insisted he rest longer before making insane decisions#what if he hadnt gotten trapped in the pillar and could have stopped him in buck...#what if what if what if#says kenna
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burn gorman on always sunny omg??
#he and charlie day are so fucking good together i think it should be a requirement that you hire both of them for any project#says kenna
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hey so... everyone knows Kabru is the opposite of Laios, but nobody talks about how the rest of their party members are also opposed,
scab criminal Mickbell against unionized worker Chilchuck
dogboy against catgirl
Rin the outlaw mage who hasn't actually done anything wrong against Marcille the highborn upper class mage who's secretly a necromancer
Dia the dwarf who distrusts dungeons against Senshi the naturalist who's lived in dungeons for decades
Holm the support mage who uses other creatures as a shield against Falin the cleric with a martyr complex
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Shallan getting excited about getting matched with Adolin as if every other highborn woman hasn't already been before her. It's not a betrothal girl, at this point it's jury duty.
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