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LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

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boys will go around judging girls if their asses and boobs aren’t exactly to their liking but the moment a girl isn’t impressed by their 4 inch dick they’re being “oppressed” and “have to conform to ridiculous standards”

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peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia 

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waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

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put the punchline in the title

how do you ruin a joke?

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surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

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tumblr drags people for being close-minded and i get it, but at a certain point i’m like damn, stop with the superiority complex and give people a chance to grow, lord knows you didn’t come out of the womb a social justice blogger with a steve rogers obsession

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I HAVE DIED 1000 DEATHS 💀💀💀

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leonardo dicaprio is neither a leo or capricorn hes a scorpio and that pisses me off

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i feel like i’ve given birth to my first child

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Ok, let's talk about this. No, the kiss wasn't planned but drake had an interview about it. He said that he loved the kiss, it was just her lipstick. It got into his mouth and he said that the aftertaste was terrible. That's why he made that face. So, no, she didn't "force herself" onto him and he wasn't attacked. Next time, look up the sources before you make assumptions.