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[kennedy-official]

incorrect. that's what I banged Nixon to.

[kennedy-official]

Am I the source of his pain?

[kennedy-official]

Mr. President I could make you suffer.

Am I the source of his pain?

[kennedy-official]

[actively hiding from the officals] I know the room where some scandal could happen, Mr. President

I keep hearing about an "Officialverse". Can someone please explain what that is?

(Also, I noticed people keep on misspelling "Official" as "Offical" for some reason. Worry not, fellow Tumblr users! You can edit your posts and your Tumblr U.R.L.s. Best do it quickly before anyone can ridicule you for improper spelling. You're welcome!)

[kennedy-official]

kennedy thinks that y'all should stay in school. That's it. That's the post. Have a good day.

[kennedy-official]

homoerotic fixations? drinking? mr. president we could do both

mother

[kennedy-official]

this is worse than watergate

[kennedy-official]

Sir, I heard your name at Princeton, where I was seeking an accelerated course of study, when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours...

i may have punched him

It's a blur, sir, he handles the financials?

pardon me, are you Aaron Burr @nixon-official, sir?

[kennedy-official]

Oh sure, sir, I'm John F. Kennedy, sir, I have been looking for you

pardon me, are you Aaron Burr @nixon-official, sir?

[kennedy-official]

pardon me, are you Aaron Burr @nixon-official, sir?

[kennedy-official]

i wish i could’ve been a 20th century political cartoonist solely to push my pervert agenda

[kennedy-official]

My Fellow Americans,

I, Richard Milhous Nixon, admit that I lied about being the 37th President of the United States of America.

The real 37th President of the USA was Vriska Serket @elvriska-official

Her Vice-President was James Dean @james-dean-official @jimmydean37

May God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America!

[kennedy-official]

I have a sister named after you.

eat that shit up queen, John F. Kennedy supports your sister named either Kennedy or John. Or JFK! JFK supports women!

[kennedy-official]

@nixon-official you can sexualize me any day Mr. President

[kennedy-official]

thinking about Nixon and pegging in the same context makes me want to repeat the steps that got me to the White House

[kennedy-official]

god, same

Who does Daisy want to kiss?

Hannibal Lecter 🫀

[kennedy-official]

who's a commie now?

The United States of America is a Fascist Oligarchy:

Overthrow the Ruling Class!