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★ Theo is texting Clyde ★

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Theo: C'mon chef I didn't mean it like that!! I listen to your Jazz Corner all the time. I have some of it taped to play while I'm restocking books at the library!! And just because I'm gay dosent mean I like every guy I interact with... S-M-H Chef I thought you were better than that.

Theo: And KennnyCat, You're sayin some real big words for someone who couldn't follow through with a fight. I'm sure I've got waaay more experience. I mean, I've kicked Clyde's ass a few times... That's a story for another day though. And awww. You don't wanna fight me because you love me.

I feel weird calling in with Chef on air... No offense Chef, love you to death... Uhm. Anyway. I realized something Ken. We never had that fight! I think you're just scared because I would kick your ass so hard

~Theo

Chef: I take it you don’t listen to my Jazz Corner when it’s on then. What, you got a thing for little Kenny here? Or Craig? Since theirs is the only show worth tuning in…

Craig: I don’t think it’s anything personal, Chef..

Chef: Jazz is always personal.

Kenny: I doubt you’d kick my ass, Theo. Respectfully— actually, no, disrespectfully I’m sure I have more experience than you, you could probably count how many fights you were in on your fingers. Also just the fact that I… don’t want to fight you? Unless you try and like, jump me or something.

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★ Theo is texting Craig, Mimi, and Kenny ★

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★ Theo is texting Clyde ★

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★ Theo is texting Kenny ★

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Theo: When I was little she used to be over at our house all the time... I'm literally sick thinking about it Ken. Poor chef... He probably has so many STDS from her alone heartbreak emoji...

Is Chef hooking up with Cartmans mom? I'm telling you honestly Kenny... I've seen them together. Liane and Chef have something going on I swear to god...

~Theo

Kenny: Oh, for SURE! I mean there’s no doubt about it. I’ve seen them together, I believe you! There’s definitely some… energy. Makes me wonder if it has to do with him leaving the station early sometimes… who knows. Cartman’s mom is a… uh, well known.

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HIIIII GUYYSSS!!! How are you guys doing??? I love you both so much smiley face smiley face heart emoji

~Theo

Kenny: Theo! Uh— just— just me in the studio now but I will pass the message along to Craig. I’m sure he’ll be glad to hear you’re doing better..? Not sure what changed but uh— glad that you’re back.

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★ Theo is listening to ★

How bad can I be? By the onceler

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Theo: Oh my GODDDD you literally love me so much.... You adore me so hard right now... I can't believe I'm your favorite caller. You love me sooooo bad. And because I can't help myself... I mightttt have a boyfriend. I'll spill the rest of the beans later.

HIIIII GUYYSSS!!! How are you guys doing??? I love you both so much smiley face smiley face heart emoji

~Theo

Kenny: Theo! Uh— just— just me in the studio now but I will pass the message along to Craig. I’m sure he’ll be glad to hear you’re doing better..? Not sure what changed but uh— glad that you’re back.

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Theo: Free Craig 2023.... And so much changed!!! I'll have to text you and update you later! Don't let me forget. And oh m gee, glad you're back? I knew you loved me...

HIIIII GUYYSSS!!! How are you guys doing??? I love you both so much smiley face smiley face heart emoji

~Theo

Kenny: Theo! Uh— just— just me in the studio now but I will pass the message along to Craig. I’m sure he’ll be glad to hear you’re doing better..? Not sure what changed but uh— glad that you’re back.

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Pink in the Night

CW- Severe depression, Gaslighting, Not fully edited I'm so tired guys, Clyde

Words- 1.1k

Theo laid on his back, staring up at the shadow covered ceiling. His curtains blocked all of the sun out. In his brain, he knew he should push them to the side to let at least some sunlight in but…He couldn't force himself to. No matter what he did, no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't move.

South Park AM played quietly in the background. God…Would they just shut up already? This episode was going on too long, he couldn't take it. Evertime Kenny spoke, Theo wanted to scream. A pit of anger sat deep in his stomach. Everything had been making him angry lately. Silence, Noise, harmless jokes that would have made him burst out laughing before made him get defensive and angry. Maybe that was why his body shut down. Knowing he was going to, that he already had, hurt his friends made him realize what he had to do. Shut himself in. It was the only safe option, for everyone. Besides, weren't they sick of hearing his voice? His stupid comments, his unfunny jokes. He was sick of hearing them.

Theo turned his head, trying to focus his eyes on his phone but the absence of light didn't really do much to help. The phone was facing down, but there was a soft glow under it. It was buzzing like crazy… Suddenly his ringer went off. A deep and raspy groan escaped his chapped, untaken care of lips.

“Shut up…” After what Theo perceived as forever, the phone finally went silent. A wave of relief flowed through the small boys body. Finally. However, that didn't last long. His doorbell went off. Only once at first, and then five or so minutes of silence. After those five minutes were up, whoever was at his door started to spam it. Aggressively. Theo laid with his face shoved into his pillow. It wasn't going to stop. The smaller boy did his best to roll off the bed, ending up laying on the floor. Thank god he didn't have a bed frame. Theo sat up slowly, and used the floor to push himself up off the bed. The doorbell kept going. Leaving his room, Theo shouted “Im coming!! Jesus fucking christ!!”

Before he even got to the door, it swung open. His eyes widened and anger filled his body, hands shaking. “What are you doing here…”

Clyde stood in the doorframe, grinning. “I had to find your spare key, why didn't you let me in…Oh you look like trash!” Theo grit his teeth, balling his hands into his fists. It was taking everything in him to not immediately scream at Clyde. He tore Theos' life apart. Ripped his heart into shreds, and then has the audacity to just show up like nothing happened? “Oh well, anyway. Sit down with me!! I gotta talk to you about something.” Clyde shoved his way into the house, and plopped down onto his friend's couch, Theo gently sat, already wanting Clyde to leave. The younger boy picked at his pants, looking down. “So…We need to talk about something.” Theo stayed silent, refusing to speak. He couldn't speak, knowing if he did it wouldn't turn out well.

“You’re acting so weird…Uhm..Anyway. I have plans with Y/N soon. I wanna know some of the stuff she likes so I can make our date super super special!!” Oh. Theos breath caught in his throat, staying stuck there. Clyde…Came by to ask that? After everything. Theo ghosted Clyde, refusing to speak to him and he just showed up without warning? To ask about a date with his boss? “Theooo. Are you just gonna stare at the floor and not say anything?”

“What's wrong with you…” Tears filled in Theos eyes, dropping onto the pants he had been wearing for the past few days.

“What? What's your problem man?” Clyde looked over to Theo and groaned. The waterworks again. He couldn't handle it. Every time he had been around his “best friend” it seemed like the younger boy ended up crying.

“What's my problem? Clyde I poured my heart out to you. Clyde, you kissed me. You were my first kiss. You were my first everything, and now you’re pretending like you don't remember? What's wrong with you?” Theo quickly stood up, pointing to the front door. “Please leave. Please get out of my house, I can't handle being around you right now.” Clyde shot up, anger fogging in his eyes.

“Theo, I'm telling you that didn't happen! And what are you talking about? You’re being so weird dude.”

“Holy shit, Clyde I'm in love with you! Are you fucking stupid? Im so hopelessly in love with you and I fucking hate it! Do you know how it feels to see the person you've been in love with since highschool fall in love with someone else? And you…You gave me what I've been wanting for years and then just ripped it away from me!” Theo spoke through tears, trying his best to push everything down. But he couldn't anymore. It forced, clawed, its way out of him.

“I just. I wish I could have that night again. I love you so much Clyde. I just want one more night like that. You made me feel so loved and so whole and I’ve never had that before. I want you Clyde. I only want you.” A sigh escaped Theos lips, and he shook his head. “Whatever. Go ask someone else about Y/n. I can't do this anymore.” The tall male stepped closer to the shorter one, watching him immediately step to move away from him. Why did Clyde feel guilty? He didn't do anything wrong. Theo knew he was in love with y/n, why did he care so much? He couldn't handle it, the guilt.

“Theo I…I want you too.” Theo let out a choked laugh.

“No you don't Clyde, you’ve made that obvious.”

“No I do!! I really do…I was. I lied about forgetting it because I felt guilty! I do want you Theo, I wouldn't lie about that.” Clyde's words were hesitant, and stuttered. Almost like he was attempting to come up with a lie on the spot. Theo furrowed his brows.

“Clyde, please dont lie to me about this. I don't want some fake relationship, I want the real you.” Once again, Clyde stepped closer to Theo. This time though, he didn't step away. Grabbing the smaller man's hands, Clyde looked into his eyes.

“It won't be fake. I love you, I do. I just…Please don't tell anyone. I don't want everyone to know I like men, I'm not ready. And I have to keep going after Y/n, okay? Everyone will get suspicious if I don't..” Theo nodded, feeling his heart swell. As much as it hurt that he would just drop the Y/n stuff, he mostly understood where Clyde was coming from.

“Are we…like gonna be together?”

“I would like that.”

“Clyde?”

“Hmm?”

“Please kiss me.”

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★ Theo is listening to ★

Jobless Monday by Mitski

He only loves me when, there's a means he means to end... Oh, I miss when we first met, he didn't know me yet.

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Hey I'm uh..sorry.. about last night... Take care Kenny and Craig, I love you two so much...

~Theo

Kenny: Theo! Uh, it’s okay. Take care of yourself too, you deserve to be taken care of.

Craig: We appreciate the apology, Theo. Let us know if you need anything, alright? We’re always just a phone call away.

Kenny: …We love you too. And yeah, always.

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South Park AM: The Extras

Cast extras and their blogs! Tune in to 660’s after show specials to learn more about your favorite South Park residents and their stories.

“You'll change your name, or change your mind and leave this fucked up place behind but I'll know.”

Theo — @kennyfightme

Mimi — @mimimontgomery

Neptune — @nepttxne

Ona & Jae — @therealestpodcast

— more possibly tba.

“And my love is yours but your love's not mine. So I'll go, but we know I'll see you down the line. And we'll hate what we've lost but we'll love what we find. And oh, I'm feeling fine, we've made it to the coastline.”

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Theo: What did I say Kenny... Literally don't talk to me right now. And for your information Craig... Yeah. Yeah they do. They put it in a little juicer and cook it, Mr Turnt Up Tucker. Fucking spaceman Craig. I hate you both. Mimi is the only real one, on god.

I literally kin towelie so hard.

~Theo

Kenny: You… this is the first thing you say coming back? I don’t understand you. The inner machinations of your mind are truly an enigma.

Craig: Did you pull out the thesaurus for that or something?

Kenny: …Ouch. I’m just gonna assume you mean you like Towelie.

Craig: Kin? Is that another twitter word or something?

Kenny: Don’t know! Don’t… and knowing Theo I probably don’t want to know.

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★ Theo is listening to ★

Moon Song by Phoebe Bridgers

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Theo: What the fuck is wrong with tegridy... I bet you literally get your weed from some backwards ass home cooked garage.... Don't even talk to me...

I literally kin towelie so hard.

~Theo

Kenny: You… this is the first thing you say coming back? I don’t understand you. The inner machinations of your mind are truly an enigma.

Craig: Did you pull out the thesaurus for that or something?

Kenny: …Ouch. I’m just gonna assume you mean you like Towelie.

Craig: Kin? Is that another twitter word or something?

Kenny: Don’t know! Don’t… and knowing Theo I probably don’t want to know.